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Quotes[]

Bob's Burgers[]

Season 3[]

Get back to work, Bob.
— Multiple times in "Bob Fires the Kids"

Season 5[]

So that's what a prostate exam is.
Well, good luck. I give it three months.
You're a lot fatter than I was at your age.
So you named him Gene, huh? Is it too late to change that?
Like a son of a bitch!
No one in the history of time has ever said that. 'All you need is a good hood.'
It just... it says 'grilled cheese' on the ticket, but maybe you thought it said 'burnt toast,' I don't know.
I'll take care of Henry's usual, Bob. You keep burning the grilled cheese.
STAY OUT OF THIS, HENRY!
That's not a car sound. This is a car sound. (imitates engine revving) (imitates brakes screeching) That's how you do it.
Hey, don't box me out!
You son of a bitch.
I'm here every Friday night. And Thursdays. I love Scandal.
I'm not gay, Bob.

Season 12[]

What is this, World War Tree?!
Oh, uh, here's four gallons of milk from my walk-in. It expires tomorrow.
Well, I'm not dead, so that's one thing.
Did I ever tell you about my other family?

Season 14[]

Buy water. And rain barrels. And write “not water” on it so your neighbors don’t steal it.
Here’s five bucks for each of you. And make sure you spend it. If you come back with money, you’re doing it wrong.
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