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"Carpe Museum" is the twenty-second episode in Season 3, being the forty-fourth episode overall.
Plot[]
Bob acts as a chaperone on a school field trip to the Museum of Natural History led by Mr. Frond.
The students have been randomly assigned partners in the Buddy System. Gene and Zeke are paired together and go on a "boobie bender", with Zeke showing Gene all of the exhibits that feature naked breasts.
Tina gets paired with Henry Haber, another socially-awkward student, and they each surreptitiously try to influence the other into being less of a dork.
Louise gets paired with Regular Sized Rudy. Louise and Rudy sneak into the closed-off Amazon Room and Bob goes in after them.
Linda goes to the museum and finds that the some of the museum workers are on strike. She joins the strike and coaches them in the art of chanting until they become annoyed with her and chase her away.
Cast[]
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Videos[]
External links[]
- "Carpe Museum" on IMDb
- "Carpe Museum" press release via The Futon Critic
- "Carpe Museum" script via Springfield! Springfield!
| Season 3 Episode Navigation | v • t • e | |
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| Ear-sy Rider • Full Bars • Bob Fires the Kids • Mutiny on the Windbreaker • An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal • The Deepening • Tinarannosaurus Wrecks • The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene • God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins • Mother Daughter Laser Razor • Nude Beach • Broadcast Wagstaff School News • My Fuzzy Valentine • Lindapendent Woman • O.T. The Outside Toilet • Topsy • Two for Tina • It Snakes a Village • Family Fracas • The Kids Run the Restaurant • Boyz 4 Now • Carpe Museum • The Unnatural | ||
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