Carpe Museum" is the twenty-second episode in Season 3, being the forty-fourth episode overall.
Plot Bob acts as a chaperone on a school field trip to the Museum of Natural History led by Mr. Frond.
The students have been randomly assigned partners in the Buddy System.
Gene and Zeke are paired together and go on a "boobie bender", with Zeke showing Gene all of the exhibits that feature naked breasts.
Tina gets paired with Henry Haber, another socially-awkward student, and they each surreptitiously try to influence the other into being less of a dork.
Louise gets paired with Regular Sized Rudy. Louise and Rudy sneak into the closed-off Amazon Room and Bob goes in after them.
Linda goes to the museum and finds that the some of the museum workers are on strike. She joins the strike and coaches them in the art of chanting until they become annoyed with her and chase her away.
Tina Is Paired With An Unfortunate Partner For The Field Trip Season 3 Ep. 22 BOB'S BURGERS
Robo-Butts A Fan Fiction Novel By Tina Belcher Season 3 Ep. 22 BOB'S BURGERS
Bob Has A Father-Daughter Bonding Moment Season 3 Ep. 22 BOB'S BURGERS
Tina & Henry Turn On Each Other On The Field Trip Season 3 Ep. 22 BOB'S BURGERS
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Human Flesh • Crawl Space • Sacred Cow • Sexy Dance Fighting • Hamburger Dinner Theater • Sheesh! Cab, Bob? • Bed & Breakfast • Art Crawl • Spaghetti Western and Meatballs • Burger War • Weekend at Mort's • Lobsterfest • Torpedo
The Belchies • Bob Day Afternoon • Synchronized Swimming • Burgerboss • Food Truckin' • Dr. Yap • Moody Foodie • Bad Tina • Beefsquatch
Ear-sy Rider • Full Bars • Bob Fires the Kids • Mutiny on the Windbreaker • An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal • The Deepening • Tinarannosaurus Wrecks • The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene • God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins • Mother Daughter Laser Razor • Nude Beach • Broadcast Wagstaff School News • My Fuzzy Valentine • Lindapendent Woman • O.T. The Outside Toilet • Topsy • Two for Tina • It Snakes a Village • Family Fracas • The Kids Run the Restaurant • Boyz 4 Now • Carpe Museum • The Unnatural
A River Runs Through Bob • Fort Night • Seaplane! • My Big Fat Greek Bob • Turkey in a Can • Purple Rain-Union • Bob and Deliver • Christmas in the Car • Slumber Party • Presto Tina-o • Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial • The Frond Files • Mazel Tina • Uncle Teddy • The Kids Rob a Train • I Get Psy-chic Out of You • The Equestranauts • Ambergris • The Kids Run Away • Gene It On • Wharf Horse • World Wharf II: The Wharfening
Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl • Tina and the Real Ghost • Friends with Burger-fits • Dawn of the Peck • Best Burger • Father of the Bob • Tina Tailor Soldier Spy • Midday Run • Speakeasy Rider • Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise • Can't Buy Me Math • The Millie-churian Candidate • The Gayle Tales • Li'l Hard Dad • Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting • The Runway Club • The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee • Eat, Spray, Linda • Housetrap • Hawk & Chick • The Oeder Games
Sliding Bobs • The Land Ship • The Hauntening • Gayle Makin' Bob Sled • Nice-Capades • The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover • The Gene & Courtney Show • Sexy Dance Healing • Sacred Couch • Lice Things Are Lice • House of 1000 Bounces • Stand by Gene • Wag the Hog • The Hormone-iums • Pro Tiki/Con Tiki • Bye Bye Boo Boo • The Horse Rider-er • Secret Admiral-irer • Glued, Where's My Bob?
Flu-ouise • Sea Me Now • Teen-a Witch • They Serve Horses, Don't They? • Large Brother, Where Fart Thou? • The Quirk-ducers • The Last Gingerbread House on the Left • Ex MachTina • Bob Actually • There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business • A Few 'Gurt Men • Like Gene for Chocolate • The Grand Mama-pest Hotel • Aquaticism • Ain't Miss Debatin' • Eggs for Days • Zero Larp Thirty • The Laser-inth • Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda • Mom, Lies, and Videotape • Paraders of the Lost Float • Into the Mild
Brunchsquatch • The Silence of the Louise • The Wolf of Wharf Street • Sit Me Baby One More Time • Thanks-hoarding • The Bleakening • V for Valentine-detta • Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien • The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets • Sleeping with the Frenemy • The Hurt Soccer • Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene • The Trouble with Doubles • Go Tina on the Mountain • Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday • Boywatch • As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps • Mo Mommy Mo Problems • Mission Impos-slug-ble • Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You
Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now • The Taking of Funtime One Two Three • Tweentrepreneurs • Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street • Live and Let Fly • Bobby Driver • I Bob Your Pardon • Roller? I Hardly Know Her! • UFO No You Didn't • Better Off Sled • Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's • The Helen Hunt • Bed, Bob & Beyond • Every Which Way but Goose • The Fresh Princ-ipal • Roamin' Bob-iday • What About Blob? • If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette? • Long Time Listener, First Time Bob • The Gene Mile • P.T.A. It Ain't So • Yes Without My Zeke
The Ring (But Not Scary) • Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus • Motor, She Boat • Pig Trouble in Little Tina • Legends of the Mall • The Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking Now! • Land of the Loft • Now We're Not Cooking with Gas • All That Gene • Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas • Drumforgiven • A Fish Called Tina • Three Girls and a Little Wharfy • Wag the Song • Yurty Rotten Scoundrels • Flat-Top o' the Morning to Ya • Just the Trip • Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap • The Handyman Can • Poops!… I Didn't Do It Again • Local She-ro • Prank You for Being a Friend
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Dream a Little Bob of Bob • Worms of In-Rear-ment • Copa-Bob-bana
Fast Time Capsules at Wagstaff School • Heartbreak Hotel-oween • Bob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids • Mommy Boy • The Terminalator II: Terminals of Endearment • Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid • Yachty or Nice • Die Card, or Card Trying • An Incon-Wheelie-ent Truth • Mr. Lonely Farts
See also: Episode Guide