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Quotes[]

Bob's Burgers[]

Season 3[]

Horny Dave was just a better leader. If we were fighting, he'd come out and he'd say, 'Let's go cook some meth!' And we would, and we'd forget all our troubles.
YOU DON'T KNOW MY MIND!

Season 5[]

I was trying to spare your feelings, but if you want to address it, it's not very good bread.
Son of a bitch!

Season 6[]

Bob, I'm in an outlaw motorcycle club. We don't pay parking tickets.
Bob, it's me again. I'm talking on a butt phone.
I'm a dad now. I-I can't go out till six in the morning and then get up at six in the morning.
Oh, thank you, Bob! I'm eternally grateful! See you soon. Love you.

Other media[]

You bothering that nice policeman?
Oh, my bad. You're just a regular guy. I'm sorry.
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