Electric Love

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Electric Love is a song, although Gene and Tina lip sync it, sung by Gayle and Mr. Fischoeder in the episode Topsy. 

Lyrics

(Gene:) All right! Let's show these people that if it ain't man-on-elephant love, it ain't worth singin' about!

(Mr. Dinkler:) (clears throat) Attention, everyone, we have a very special treat for you. It's a musical re-imagine-actenment of the very uplifting story of Thomas Edison and Topsy the elephant!

(Fischoeder:) They say Thomas Edison, he's the man to get us
Into this century, and that man is me

(Gayle:) They'll say "Aw, Topsy!" at my autopsy
And no one could be, more shocked than me

...

(Fischoeder:)But I never noticed the curve of her trunk

(Gayle:) And I never noticed his electric junk

(Both:) We might just have found
Electric love
Electric love

Electric love

Electric love
((Choir:)First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)
Electric love
(First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)
Fits like a glove

(Louise:) This is what really happened, people! THIS MAN, THOMAS EDISON, SENTENCED TOPSY, THAT BEAUTIFUL ELEPHANT, TO DIE BY ELECTROCUTION!!! HA HA HA HA!!

(Bob:) Uh-oh.

(Louise:) HERE'S YOUR HERO, DINKLER! HIT IT!!!

(Teddy:) Is that you, Louise? (Louise:) HIT IT!!! (Teddy:) I've been down here so long. What's it like out there? Are people still the same with their funny ways?

(Louise:) TEDDY, HIT IT!!!!

(Teddy:) Oh, right, the thing we're doin'.

(electricity crackles, Tina hyperventilates)

(Linda:) Oh!

(Bob:) TINA!!!

(Louise:) TINA!!!

(Gene:) Tina?

(dramatic music)
(Tina:) I'm okay.

(Bob:) Oh, thank God!

(Linda:) Oh! Oh, God!

(Louise:) Oof!

(Tina:) I thought we weren't doing the death scene, but I saw the sparks and went with it. Was I convincing?  (Bob:) Yes. Very.

(Louise:) Oh my God! I almost electrocuted my sister! I've become Edison.

(Mr. Dinkler:) Oh, you wish! So he electrocuted animals, so what?! As if everyone here's so perfect! (sobs)

(Linda:) Coulda asked me to sing, but whatever. I coulda sung it.

(Bob:) Louise, is there something you wanna say to your sister?  (Louise:) Tina, I'm really sorry I wanted to kill you. I got carried away with the Dinkler thing. Which worked out pretty well, but still, I shouldn't have almost killed you.

(Tina:) It's okay. This is how Topsy would've wanted it. But with more trampling people.

(Louise:) And, Gene, I'm sorry to you, too. Your song was really good.

(Gene:) I know. And without a single fart sound. OH MY GOD, I FORGOT THE FART SOUNDS!!

(Fischoeder and Gayle:) Electric love
Electric love
Electric love

Electric love
((Choir:)First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)
Electric love
(First he wanted to kill her off, now they've found an electric love)
Fits like a glove