Elegant Doily Retirement Home is a retirement home. It first appears in "Midday Run" where Mr. Frond takes the Belcher kids to along with Regular Sized Rudy in an attempt to prove that Zeke's excuse to take the Wagstaff Whaler costume to entertain his grandmother was fake. It also appears in "Secret Admiral-irer" where Tina begins to visit resident Meryl Winters and in "Bobby Driver" where it is where a quilting group is held involving Phillip Frond, Edith Cranwinkle, and some of the residents.
- Sometimes wanderers from the home come up to Wagstaff School.
- Has a movie night every Tuesday.