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Bob's Burgers

Season 4

“Your... mom came in here and she peed all over the place! I saw it!”

— about Linda Belcher, "Slumber Party"

“Great, everybody have a big laugh. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!”

— "Slumber Party"

Season 10

“Sure, yeah, dispirited. Or cool. You could just say 'cool.'”

— "Three Girls and a Little Wharfy"

“Yeah, something very big and very sucky.”

— "Three Girls and a Little Wharfy"

“I saw my grandmother naked.”

— "Three Girls and a Little Wharfy"

“I mean, I can tell my dad that the badminton net exploded, and he'll get another one.”

— "Three Girls and a Little Wharfy"

Season 13

“You don't know what it's like to have everyone hanging on your every baa. I didn't know what it was like. Apparently, only Chloe knew what it was like. But it was glorious.”

— "Apple Gore-chard! (But Not Gory)"

“You can't just make that kind of popularity happen. You got to earn it with, like, an amazing spontaneous sheep impression.”

— "Apple Gore-chard! (But Not Gory)"