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Quotes[]
Bob's Burgers[]
Season 1[]
Season 2[]
Season 3[]
- “Everybody, close your eyes and believe!”
Season 4[]
- “ What makes you such an expert, Tina? You've only been doing magic for a day. I've been doing it for nine days!”
- — "Presto Tina-o"
Season 5[]
- “Finish her!”
Season 6[]
Season 7[]
- “Dad, I used your cologne. 'Cause you won't buy me my own.”
- — Musoem from "Ex MachTina"
- “Cars. All the different cars.”
- — Musoem from "Ex MachTina"
- “My mom's new friend, Allen. He's okay.”
- — Musoem from "Ex MachTina"
- “What if God's name was Todd?”
- — Musoem from "Ex MachTina"
- “Pants are pretty great.”
- — Musoem from "Ex MachTina"
- “How am I supposed to learn about life. When you won't let me watch The Good Wife?”
- — Musoem from "Ex MachTina"
- “Why don't you eat the mushrooms if they are so good, Mom?”
- — Musoem from "Ex MachTina"
- “If you want me to catch, then don't throw so hard.”
- — Musoem from "Ex MachTina"
- “Animal Planet, what if it was real? I mean an actual planet for animals.”
- — Musoem from "Ex MachTina"
- “My left shoe smells, but my right one's okay.”
- — Musoem from "Ex MachTina"
Season 8[]
- “This is the worst pizza party ever. There was never any pizza.”
- “So, what do we do now, call her parents? Or the police?”
- — about Kendra Stokes, "Sit Me Baby One More Time"
Season 9[]
- “MY BUTT!”
- “(sighs) It feels good not to hide my butt stuff anymore.”
- “Ow. My butt. My butt.”
Season 10[]
- “Why is nothing ever a Lady in Red situation?!”
- — "Drumforgiven"
- “They keep giving me a wedgie.”
Season 11[]
Season 12[]
- “This is the most I've ever been disappointed in dipping sauce!”
- — "Beach, Please"
Season 13[]
- “Seriously? It's April Fool's Day? I thought that wasn't until May.”
Season 14[]
- “If you bully a bully, it's still bullying.”
- “I used to tell Andy and Ollie that there was actually only one of them. It messed with them for weeks. The point is we recognize our mistakes and we learn from them. It’s how we grow.”
- — to Zeke, "Bully-ieve It or Not"
- “I mean, yeah, a lot of people don't know this, but I have a speech impediment.”
Season 15[]
- “I don’t want to wrestle, but I would discuss my vulnerabilities with you. Does that help?”
Other media[]