Quotes[]
Bob's Burgers[]
Season 10[]
- “And now we're hugging. That's soon. And tight.”
- — to Tina Belcher, "A Fish Called Tina"
- “I'm not lonely. I'm just reading.”
- “Oh, thank you, bell.”
- “Tina, this is getting weird. Can-can we just draw quietly with you breathing less heavily, please?”
- “So, I have to convince my parents that this place has turned me 'bad.' But I'm bad at being bad. That's why I need help from a pro. Like you.”
- “But you won't get in trouble, just I would. You-you know, you're only training me.”
- “No. I mean, yep. Thank you for teaching us. I love you.”
- “Can I apologize while I'm doing it?”
- “Yeah. And then I'll finally get out of here and be home-schooled safe and sound, wearing my wizard cape.”
- “I mean, I don't fit in here, you know? Or anywhere, probably, so... this-this just makes the most sense. Who needs friends? Not me.”
- “Okay, prank time.”
- “What? Well, I don't need you to help me, okay? This is my prank. I'm doing it.”
Season 12[]
- “Yeah, and I'm not allowed to have grape juice at home, so fess up!”