The Meatsiah is the most difficult burger known to man. Bob has only made it once successfully, according to Linda. In "Burger Wars," Bob makes sample-sized sliders to give away in Jimmy Pesto's restaurant to win people back.
It consists of beef tartare inside a burger medium-well inside a beef wellington.
Mr. Fischoeder says the Meatsiah is "complicated, mystical, barbaric" and he's never tasted a burger half as delicious.