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Quotes[]
Bob's Burgers[]
Season 4[]
- “If dust hits the ground and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?”
- — "Fort Night"
- “Hey, Louise. Hey, I was thinking, let's get bunk beds and live in the forest.”
- — "Fort Night"
- “(singsongy) Somebody's in friend jail, somebody's friend in friend jail, and friend jail lasts forever!”
- — about Louise Belcher, "Fort Night"
Season 5[]
Season 7[]
Season 8[]
- “But friends play together, Louise. I'll help you in exchange for play dates. I scratch your back, you scratch mine. I really want to scratch your back Louise.”
Season 11[]
Season 12[]
- “Uh, where's the Frisbee?”
- “Square as a bear in a chair with no hair.”
- — to Louise Belcher, "Manic Pixie Crap Show"
- “Wands, wands, wands, wands, wands, wands, wands, wands!”
- “In the night. I was planning to come by and get some other stuff anyway.”
- “Hey, no licking.”
- “Hey, so my dad has a laser printer. I think we can make $30 bills.”
Season 13[]
- “Oh, there's my BFF. Want to make some friendship bracelets? Or fight to the death? Either works for me.”