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Bob's Burgers

Season 1

“Customized caskets and urns, that's our specialty.”

— about It's Your Funeral Home & Crematorium, "Human Flesh"

“We get all kinds of moldy bodies at the home. And you should see the shut-ins. One guy's back looked like a putting green!”

— to Bob Belcher about It's Your Funeral Home & Crematorium, "Weekend at Mort's"

Season 3

“Morgues aren't all that quiet, actually.”

— "The Deepening"

“Hey, let's describe our testicles with a movie title.”

— to Bob Belcher & Teddy, "Lindapendent Woman"

Season 8

“(whispering) You look terrible.”

— to Bob Belcher, "Mission Impos-slug-ble"

Season 10

“The login is "The Thundertaker," all one word. And my password is "URN This." U-R-N this.”

— to Bob Belcher, "Three Girls and a Little Wharfy"

Other media

“And making people feel nervous to ask about their order.”

— about Bob Belcher, The Bob's Burgers Movie