"Mother Daughter Laser Razor"
January 6, 2013
Mother Daughter Laser Razor" is the tenth episode in Season 3, being the thirty-second episode overall.
One night on family game night
Linda gets mad at Louise for saying that she is no fun. Linda then goes to a "mommy blog" to gather some ideas as to how to get closer to her youngest child, since she realizes that Louise favors Bob over her. Linda tries to bond with Louise by reading to her and making a collage about them. When these attempts to get closer to Louise fail, Linda tricks Louise into attending a Mother-Daughter seminar.
Tina overhears a couple of schoolmates gossip over another girl's leg hair. This makes her conscious of her own and wants to get rid of it. When Linda fails to shave Tina's legs because of her frustrations with Louise, Tina asks Bob to shave her legs instead. Bob and Gene bring her to a waxing salon but Tina's fear over the pain forces Bob to have his legs waxed as well.
Linda takes Louise to an 8-hour mother-daughter seminar. Louise makes Linda pay her to be at the seminar. At the seminar she sees
Logan, the boy who took her hat in " Ear-sy Rider." After not taking Modo Time (Mother-Daughter Time) seriously Louise and Logan are sent to the Uter Room, a room with Freaky Friday playing on a loop. Louise and Logan pretend to be sorry for the way they acted but really lock the parents and the instructor in the Uter Room then go play Laser Tag. When the mothers and instructor get out they go play laser tag with the kids. Louise admits that she does like her mom and they bond like they did at Modo Time. Dakota then "kills" Louise for ruining his class. Linda then gives chase to Dakota and kills him avenging Louise's "death". Back home Louise becomes jealous of Bob, Gene and Tina's day. But still, though she and Linda had a fun day.
H. John Benjamin as
Bob Dan Mintz as
Tina Eugene Mirman as
Gene John Roberts as
Linda Kristen Schaal as Louise
Kurt Braunohler as
Logan Brooke Dillman as Jamie Lee Curtis
Tim Heidecker as
Dakota Larry Murphy as
Teddy Lindsey Stoddart as Cynthia
The Kids Prefer To Play With Bob Season 3 Ep. 10 BOB'S BURGERS
Tina Is Self Conscious About Her Hairy Legs Season 3 Ep. 10 BOB'S BURGERS
Linda Worries About How Louise Feels About Her Season 3 Ep. 10 BOB'S BURGERS
Louise Tries To Escape The Mother-Daughter Seminar Season 3 Ep. 10 BOB'S BURGERS
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1 Human Flesh • Crawl Space • Sacred Cow • Sexy Dance Fighting • Hamburger Dinner Theater • Sheesh! Cab, Bob? • Bed & Breakfast • Art Crawl • Spaghetti Western and Meatballs • Burger War • Weekend at Mort's • Lobsterfest • Torpedo
2 The Belchies • Bob Day Afternoon • Synchronized Swimming • Burgerboss • Food Truckin' • Dr. Yap • Moody Foodie • Bad Tina • Beefsquatch
3 Ear-sy Rider • Full Bars • Bob Fires the Kids • Mutiny on the Windbreaker • An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal • The Deepening • Tinarannosaurus Wrecks • The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene • God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins • Mother Daughter Laser Razor • Nude Beach • Broadcast Wagstaff School News • My Fuzzy Valentine • Lindapendent Woman • O.T. The Outside Toilet • Topsy • Two for Tina • It Snakes a Village • Family Fracas • The Kids Run the Restaurant • Boyz 4 Now • Carpe Museum • The Unnatural
4 A River Runs Through Bob • Fort Night • Seaplane! • My Big Fat Greek Bob • Turkey in a Can • Purple Rain-Union • Bob and Deliver • Christmas in the Car • Slumber Party • Presto Tina-o • Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial • The Frond Files • Mazel Tina • Uncle Teddy • The Kids Rob a Train • I Get Psy-chic Out of You • The Equestranauts • Ambergris • The Kids Run Away • Gene It On • Wharf Horse • World Wharf II: The Wharfening
5 Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl • Tina and the Real Ghost • Friends with Burger-fits • Dawn of the Peck • Best Burger • Father of the Bob • Tina Tailor Soldier Spy • Midday Run • Speakeasy Rider • Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise • Can't Buy Me Math • The Millie-churian Candidate • The Gayle Tales • Li'l Hard Dad • Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting • The Runway Club • The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee • Eat, Spray, Linda • Housetrap • Hawk & Chick • The Oeder Games
6 Sliding Bobs • The Land Ship • The Hauntening • Gayle Makin' Bob Sled • Nice-Capades • The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover • The Gene & Courtney Show • Sexy Dance Healing • Sacred Couch • Lice Things Are Lice • House of 1000 Bounces • Stand by Gene • Wag the Hog • The Hormone-iums • Pro Tiki/Con Tiki • Bye Bye Boo Boo • The Horse Rider-er • Secret Admiral-irer • Glued, Where's My Bob?
7 Flu-ouise • Sea Me Now • Teen-a Witch • They Serve Horses, Don't They? • Large Brother, Where Fart Thou? • The Quirk-ducers • The Last Gingerbread House on the Left • Ex MachTina • Bob Actually • There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business • A Few 'Gurt Men • Like Gene for Chocolate • The Grand Mama-pest Hotel • Aquaticism • Ain't Miss Debatin' • Eggs for Days • Zero Larp Thirty • The Laser-inth • Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda • Mom, Lies, and Videotape • Paraders of the Lost Float • Into the Mild
8 Brunchsquatch • The Silence of the Louise • The Wolf of Wharf Street • Sit Me Baby One More Time • Thanks-hoarding • The Bleakening • V for Valentine-detta • Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien • The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets • Sleeping with the Frenemy • The Hurt Soccer • Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene • The Trouble with Doubles • Go Tina on the Mountain • Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday • Boywatch • As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps • Mo Mommy Mo Problems • Mission Impos-slug-ble • Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You
9 Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now • The Taking of Funtime One Two Three • Tweentrepreneurs • Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street • Live and Let Fly • Bobby Driver • I Bob Your Pardon • Roller? I Hardly Know Her! • UFO No You Didn't • Better Off Sled • Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's • The Helen Hunt • Bed, Bob & Beyond • Every Which Way but Goose • The Fresh Princ-ipal • Roamin' Bob-iday • What About Blob? • If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette? • Long Time Listener, First Time Bob • The Gene Mile • P.T.A. It Ain't So • Yes Without My Zeke
10 The Ring (But Not Scary) • Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus • Motor, She Boat • Pig Trouble in Little Tina • Legends of the Mall • The Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking Now! • Land of the Loft • Now We're Not Cooking with Gas • All That Gene • Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas • Drumforgiven • A Fish Called Tina • Three Girls and a Little Wharfy • Wag the Song • Yurty Rotten Scoundrels • Flat-Top o' the Morning to Ya • Just the Trip • Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap • The Handyman Can • Poops!… I Didn't Do It Again • Local She-ro • Prank You for Being a Friend
11 Dream a Little Bob of Bob • Worms of In-Rear-ment • Copa-Bob-bana • Heartbreak Hotel-oween • Fast Time Capsules at Wagstaff School • Bob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids • Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid • The Terminalator II: Terminals of Endearment • Mommy Boy • Yachty or Nice • Romancing the Beef • Die Card, or Card Trying • An Incon-Wheelie-ent Truth • Mr. Lonely Farts • Sheshank Redumption • Y Tu Tina También • Fingers-loose • Some Kind of Fender Benderful • Bridge Over Troubled Rudy • Steal Magazine-olias • Tell Me Dumb Thing Good • Vampire Disco Death Dance
12 Manic Pixie Crap Show • Crystal Mess • The Pumpkinening • Driving Big Dummy • Seven-tween Again • Beach, Please • Loft in Bedslation • Stuck in the Kitchen with You • FOMO You Didn't • Gene's Christmas Break • Touch of Eval(uations) • Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda • Frigate Me Knot • Video Killed the Gene-io Star • Ancient Misbehavin' • Interview with a Pop-pop-pire • The Spider House Rules • Clear and Present Ginger • A-Sprout a Boy • Sauce Side Story • Some Like It Bot Part 1: Eighth Grade Runner • Some Like It Bot Part 2: Judge-bot Day
13 To Bob or Not to Bob • The Reeky Lake Show • What About Job? • Comet-y of Errors • Apple Gore-chard! (But Not Gory) • So You Stink You Can Dance • Ready Player Gene • Putts-giving • Show Mama from the Grave • The Plight Before Christmas • Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang • Oh Row You Didn't • Stop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth! • These Boots Are Made for Stalking • The Show (and Tell) Must Go On • Crows Encounters of the Bird • Gift Card or Buy Trying • What a (April) Fool Believes • Crab-solutely Fabulous • Radio No You Didn't • Mother Author Laser Pointer • Amelia
Unknown season (order subject to change)
See also: Episode Guide