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Quotes[]

Bob's Burgers[]

Season 3[]

(whispering) TOOOOOPSSSYYYYY.
Yeah, sure, books are great. (whispering) NO, USE THE INTERNET. BOOKS ARE STUPID.

Season 4[]

Season 6[]

Season 7[]

Wake up, Tina! Witches are everywhere!
Witch, please!
Yes, Goth Brooks?
What happens when you find Frond guilty? Does this school have the death penalty?

Season 8[]

Hush, you worm. Labonz, palm-strike his windpipe, now!
PALM-STRIKE!
(offended) Do you think I buy my own mugs?
It's not coffee, but I guess a sip wouldn't kill you.
Destroy school property? Definitely don't do that. (whispering) DO THAT. DO THAT.
Okay, do your math or whatever. I don't know. You're never gonna use it. I never use it...
(dismissively) Okay, do your math or whatever. I don't know. You're never gonna use it. I never use it...
(dismissively) Seems like a waste of time, but, sure, go nuts. What do I care? I'd rather go home. I don't know what I'm doing...
Ugh, it's just more books.
He doesn't even drink, which is amazing since he has so many reasons to.
Give her a martini. Then she'll talk.

Season 10[]

Oh, seishin dobutsu haunting, huh? That's my 20s in a nutshell.

Season 11[]

Season 14[]

I'M EATING MY LUNCH! LET ME FINISH MY ZITI!
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