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Quotes

Quotes[]

Bob's Burgers[]

Season 3[]

“Less caca, more gaga, Tina.”

“When Tina auditioned, frankly, I was physically afraid of her ambition. She would've done anything to get on TV. And now, apparently, she has.”

— "Broadcast Wagstaff School News"

“Kelly Mathis and Jocelyn are wearing the same scrunchie. But Jocelyn is definitely wearing it better.”

— "Broadcast Wagstaff School News"

Season 6[]

“What the hell was that donkey dung?!”

— to Gene Belcher & Courtney Wheeler, "The Gene & Courtney Show"

“Hey, you two crush-bunnies think you can mix work with a relationship? Ha! If it didn't work for Donnie and Marie Osmond why do you think it'll work for you?”

— to Gene Belcher & Courtney Wheeler, "The Gene & Courtney Show"

Season 11[]

“Now, I may have only received my Spanish accreditation last semester, but I know a perro cuya cola no se mueve when I see one.”

— "Y Tu Tina También"

Season 12[]

	Character Quotes Navigation	v • t • e
Main Characters	Bob Belcher • Linda Belcher • Tina Belcher • Gene Belcher • Louise Belcher • Teddy
Belcher Family	Big Bob • Lily Belcher • Al Genarro • Gloria Genarro • Gayle Genarro • etc.
Fischoeder Family	Calvin Fischoeder • Felix Fischoeder • Grover Fischoeder • etc.
Pesto Family	Jimmy Pesto • Jimmy Pesto, Jr. • Andy and Ollie Pesto • etc.
Larsen Family	Tammy Larsen • Mr. Larsen • Mrs. Larsen • etc.
Wheeler Family	Courtney Wheeler • Doug Wheeler • Mrs. Wheeler
Stieblitz Family	Regular Sized Rudy • Sylvester Stieblitz • Holly • etc.
Wagstaff Faculty	Phillip Frond • Ms. LaBonz • Ms. Twitchell • Ms. Jacobson • Coach Blevins • Mr. Branca • Mr. Grant • Principal Spoors • Ms. Schnur • Mr. Ambrose • Ms. Selbo • Matilda Merkin • Nurse Liz • etc.
Wagstaff Students	Jocelyn • Zeke • Large Tommy • Julie • Normal Sized Jenny • Michael Carlish • Peter Pescadero • Darryl • Millie Frock • Rupa • Lenny DeStefano • Jeremy • Henry Haber • Abby Haddington • Harley • Jodi • Jessica • Todd • Wayne • Chloe Barbash • Susmita • Arnold Evans • Megan • Kaylee Morganstern • Chelsea • Will • etc.
Secondary Characters	Hugo Habercore • Ron • Mort • Marshmallow • Gretchen • Trev • Edith Cranwinkle • Harold Cranwinkle • Dr. Yap • Jen • Mickey • Mike Wobbles • Sergeant Bosco • Nat Kinkle
Characters by debut	Season 1 • Season 2 • Season 3 • Season 4 • Season 5 • Season 6 • Season 7 • Season 8 • Season 9 • Season 10 • Season 11 • Season 12 • Season 13 • Season 14 • Season 15 •The Bob's Burgers Movie • etc.
See also: Characters