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Songs[]

"My Butt Has a Fever"[]

[Spoken: Tina, Louise, Gene Belcher, Mr. Frond]
Brrring, brrring!
Hello this is urgent care, we put the urge in urgent. How may I direct your call?
I need a doctor! A doctor gosh darn-it!

Oh a little skit, that's fun.

What's the nature of your problem, sir?
It's my butt!
Stand by. I'll put you right through the butt doctor.
This is Doctor butt.

[Spoken: Bob, Linda Belcher, Mr. Frond]
Ohh... oh god
Interesting...
(whispering to Tina, Gene, & Louise Belcher) It is not okay to say "Doctor Butt!"

[Spoken: Gene, Tina Belcher]
(Distressed noises)
Sir! Stay calm! Can you describe your symptoms?

[Belcher kids, Gene Belcher]
My butt has a fever!
My pants can't believe it
Fever's shaking all the change in my pocket like a seizure (Hut!)
Someone better get a glass of water for my butt!
Someone better call a special doctor for my butt!
[Spoken: Mr. Frond]
What the— Louise!

[Louise Belcher, Belcher kids]
Now my feet need medicine
They need a-feet-aminophen
They're shaken all around until
I stuck it with my EpiPen
My feet are gonna have to miss a couple days of school
And then my feet are maybe gonna have somе make-up tests to do

[Spoken: Louise, Tina Belcher]
Evеrybody get up!
Everybody check your butts and your neighbor's butts for fever!

[Tina Belcher, Belcher kids]
Now, my shoulders have a temperature
They're coming down with it for sure
The twitching in my sleeves is freakin' ripping up my favorite shirt
My shoulders gonna need a topical antibiotic
My shoulder's too close to my butt
That's how they got it!

[Spoken: Gene Belcher]
Band kids!

[Instrumental Break]

[Belcher kids]
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Do you like to move your butt?
Let's groove until the fever breaks! (Ugh!)
If we all just move our butts
The world's butt would move every day
Move butts!

[Instrumental Break]

[Belcher kids]
Do you like to move your butt?
Let’s groove until the fever breaks! (You know it! You know it!)
If we all just move our butts
The world's butt would move every day
Ho, ho, ho, ho!

[Belcher kids, Gene, Louise Belcher]
Do you like to move your butt? (My butt has a fever! My pants can't believe it. Fever's shaking all the change in my pocket like a seizure. Hut!)
Let’s groove until the fever breaks! (Someone better get a glass of water for my butt! Someone better call a special doctor for my butt!)
If we all just move our butts (My butt has a fever! My pants can't believe it. Fever's shaking all the change in my pocket like a seizure. Hut!)
The world's butt would move every day
Move butts!
Ugh!

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