| For the song, see The Prince of Persuasia. |
| “ | Never make her pancakes. Force her to make you pancakes, in the middle of the night. | ” |
— Prince of Persuasia
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The "Prince of Persuasia" (or the Deuce of Diamonds) is a con artist who "specializes" in multiple fields, like romance[1] and sports.[2] He appears in a film tape in "Dr. Yap," but he makes his actual appearance in "The Unnatural."
He is voiced by Rob Huebel.
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Persuasion Arts[]
According to the Prince of Persuasia, there are three steps to persuading women:
- Trap your princess:
Physically corner her in a room, and eventually, in your life. - Insult your princess:
Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car. The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances, bro. It's been biologically proven, by me! - Brag.
Not lying, but close. Make up a story about how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal. Your story is gonna release a hormone deep inside her body called "insatia." It makes women ovulate . . . for sex!
In addition to these three steps, the Prince of Persuasia provides other tips of seduction:
- Dress like her dad, it releases a hormone called Moanatonin.
- When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it.
- Push her in a lake.
- Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt crack is.
- Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio and then make fun of her for not knowing it.
- Use the word, idiot.
- Never make her pancakes, force her to make you pancakes, in the middle of the night.
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Bob Belcher[]
Mr. Manoogian[]
Appearances[]
- 0206. "Dr. Yap"
- 0323. "The Unnatural"
References[]
- ↑ s2e6 "Dr. Yap" One of his tapes "helps" Dr. Yap seduce Gayle.
- ↑ s3e23 "The Unnatural" He "teaches" Gene Belcher and other kids how to play baseball.