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For the song, see The Prince of Persuasia.

Never make her pancakes. Force her to make you pancakes, in the middle of the night.
— Prince of Persuasia


The "Prince of Persuasia" (or the Deuce of Diamonds) is a con artist who "specializes" in multiple fields, like romance[1] and sports.[2] He appears in a film tape in "Dr. Yap," but he makes his actual appearance in "The Unnatural."

He is voiced by Rob Huebel.

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According to the Prince of Persuasia, there are three steps to persuading women:

  1. Trap your princess:
    Physically corner her in a room, and eventually, in your life.
  2. Insult your princess:
    Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car. The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances, bro. It's been biologically proven, by me!
  3. Brag.
    Not lying, but close. Make up a story about how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal. Your story is gonna release a hormone deep inside her body called "insatia." It makes women ovulate . . . for sex!

In addition to these three steps, the Prince of Persuasia provides other tips of seduction:

  • Dress like her dad, it releases a hormone called Moanatonin.
  • When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it.
  • Push her in a lake.
  • Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt crack is.
  • Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio and then make fun of her for not knowing it.
  • Use the word, idiot.
  • Never make her pancakes, force her to make you pancakes, in the middle of the night.

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  1. s2e6 "Dr. Yap" One of his tapes "helps" Dr. Yap seduce Gayle.
  2. s3e23 "The Unnatural" He "teaches" Gene Belcher and other kids how to play baseball.


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