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Songs

"Maniac Pixie Crap Show"[]

"Bottlecap 2"[]

Linda:
La la la, la la la la Bottlecap 2
la la la, la la la la Bottlecap 2
I'm gonna take care of ya, so you live forever
I haven't looked it up, but i'm pretty sure it's possible
I'm gonna take care of ya, so you live forever
I haven't looked it up, but i'm pretty sure it's possible
La la la, la la la la Bottlecap 2
(talking) Awww, it's like the sequel
(singing) La la la, la la la la Bottlecap 2

"Crystal Mess"[]

"Missing Crystal"[]

Background Singers:

Crystal, crystal, crystal
Looking for the missing crystal
Distracting just to find the crystal
Crystal, crystal, crystal, crystal

"Crystal Power"[]

Tina & Background Singers:
Background: Crystal power
Crystal power
Crystal power
Crystal power
Tina: When you and your partner have an oral report and your feeling really out of sorts
Maybe get yourself a nice crystal, it'll only stab you a little
Background: Crystal power
Crystal power
Crystal power

"The Pumpkinening"[]

"It's Halloween"[]

Linda & Gayle:
Linda: Goblins, ghouls ghosts and bears
Why'd I say bears?
I don't know, they're scary
It's Halloween
Aah!
Linda & Gayle: Okay, bears aren't that scary
 They're just big and hairy
They eat nuts and berries,
Not scary
But what the heck,
it's Halloween
Linda: Aah!
Gayle & Linda: Halloween, ooh
Halloween, scary, scary
Halloween
Halloween‐ween‐ween
Goblins, ghouls, ghosts and bears
Why'd I say bears?
I don't know, they're scary, it's Halloween.

"Driving Big Dummy"[]

"Show Ride"[]

Bob & Teddy:

Hitting the road
With a Big Dummy head
Gonna pick up a sink
Yeah, that's what I said
All right
Teddy: Da, na, ba‐duh, ba‐duh
Take it easy
Teddy: Da, na, ba‐duh, ba‐duh
Boy ride
Teddy:Da, na, ba‐duh, ba‐duh
Take it easy
Teddy: (Spoken) Come on, get into to it, Bobby!
Boy ride

"Seven-tween Again"[]

"All the colors of the Rainbow"[]

Singers:

All the colors of the rainbow
Blow down onto my mind
I'm gonna sit on my behind
Until it's time for me
To play with you
I remember when my life
It used to be
Nothing but simplicity
It was naptime
That was the time
That I would close my eyes

"DJ Bunk Beds"[]

Singers:

DJ Bunk Beds
DJ Bunk Beds
Treats, bunk‐bed‐sleep and beats
Make a tasty, funky result
This is what it's like
To be a responsible adult
Ooh
Push up the faders
Twist the knobs
Pump up the beat
Pull the handle
And bring that sweet, sweet soft serve down
DJ Bunk Beds
DJ Bunk Beds
DJ Bunk Beds
DJ Bunk Beds

"Beach Please"[]

"Mustache Love"[]

Singers:

Mustache
Mustache Love
Got to have that love
Got to have that mustache
Mustache love
Mustache
Mustache love
Mustache
Got to have that love
Mustache love
Wax our love
Smooth
Trim our love
Trim it up
Twirl our love 'cause it's mustache love
Mustache love
Mustache
Mustache love
Got to have that love
Got to have it
Mustache love
Mustache love,
Mustache

"Loft in Bedslation"[]

"Building a Loft"[]

Singers:

Building a loft
Building a loft
Playin' a game
Makin' 'em kiss
Playin' a game
And we're building a loft

"?"[]

Bob:

Venturing to new unchartered burger lands
But no one cares
No one seems to understand
 I seek out tasty combos through my exploring
But no one's interested
Because they're all dumb and boring

"Loft Bed"[]

Louise:

Loft bed,
Got to get my little bod up there
Sleeping with the gods
 Loft bed
I will get some R and R
Next to all my throwing stars
Loft bed!
Spoken: I just hope Kim and Sons Hardware have a fireworks control panel.
I assume they do. And some reasonable water slide options.
 Loft bed
If I have to pee at night
Loft bed
I will hold the ladder tight
 Loft bed,
I hope I don't fall down
Loft...

"Stuck in the Kitchen with You"[]

"Captain Casserole"[]

Singers:

Captain Casserole flings her fiery fire flame
And makes other kitchen helpers look so lame
With her million‐degree super butane torch
All marshmallows will soon be scorched
After Captain Casserole flings her fiery flame
Captain Casserole flings her fiery fire flame
Every single marshmallow will be maimed
With a thousand degrees of butane blast
She'll knock marshmallows right on their... (whoosh sound)
After Captain Casserole flings her fiery flame


"FOMO You Didn't"[]

"Pictures"[]

Singers:

Pictures
Ohhh
Taking Pictures
Where is Linda?
Take more pictures
Try to focus
Pictures, pictures
Take more pictures
Click, click, camera, click
Trying to solve a really weird mystery
Pictures

"Couch Moving Song"[]

Linda & Singers:

Linda: Does the couch look better over here?
No, it doesn't
Does the couch look better over there?
I don't think so.
Does the couch look better over here?
No, it doesn't
Does the couch look better over there?
I don't think so.
Does the couch look better over here?
 No, it doesn't
Does the couch look better over there?
I don't think so.
Does the couch look better over here?
No, it doesn't
Does the couch look better over there?
I don't think so
Linda: (Spoken) Oh, my back hurts.
Bob: Oh, my legs hurt.
Linda: Oh, my arms hurt.
Bob: Everything hurts.
Linda: Are we dying?
Bob: Oh, God. Oh...
Does the couch look better over here?
No, it doesn't
Does the couch look better over there?
I don't think so.


"Gene's Christmas Break"[]

"Percy McTinsel‐Bud"[]

Belchers:

Gene: Percy McTinsel‐Bud
Percy McTinsel‐Bud's Tinsel Machine
Gene: The greatest guy around
It makes us tinsel if you know what I mean
Gene: Percy McTinsel‐Bud
He hangs it everywhere, he lets it all hang out
Gene: He's coming to your town
To make your Christmas shine beyond a doubt yeah
He's got that tinsel
Yeah
At Christmas Time
You know he's gonna a‐make it shine...
To make your Christmas shine beyond a doubt, yeah
Percy:Yeah, my tinsel

"Touch of Eval(uations)"[]

"Kids Rule"[]

Belchers:

Kids rule and teachers drool
Kids rule and teachers drool
Kids rule and teachers drool
Wooh
Wooh
Wooh

"I'll Be Around"[]

Calvin Fischoeder:

I'll be tossed in a volcano
When I'm dead, how can I say no?
It's exclusive and it's new
It'll be so nice to think
That I'll never be extinct
So much harder to forget than you
Yes, I'll be around
 I'll be the hot new thing in town
Unlike you and you and you
I'll be around
Unlike you Bob, I'll be around

"Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda"[]

"Power Couple"[]

Singers:

Power couple
Riding the ferry
It's a boat that goes back and forth all day and every day
Sometimes, we think it's sad but not tonight
No, not tonight
Power couple
Power couple
Riding the ferry ♪
Riding the ferry
It's a boat that goes back and forth all day and every day

"Frigate Me Knot"[]

"Double Dip"[]

Teddy, Gene, Louise & Tina:

Double-Dip, Double-Dip
Teddy: One false step, and I fell right off the ship
Gene, Louise, Tina & Teddy: Double-Dip, Double-Dip
Teddy: Turns out it's pretty easy to make a second trip
Gene, Louise, Tina & Teddy One, two, three, four
Look who went and soaked their drawers
Five, six, seven, eight
Got rescued, but my nipples chafed
Double-Dip,
Teddy: That's right
Double-Dip
Gene, Louise & Tina: Double, Double-Dip
Teddy:No one else to blame took me two falls in
Double, Double-Dip Double, Double-Dip
Double, Double-Dip Double, Double-Dip
Double-Dip, Double-Dip
Teddy: When you're in trouble, on the double
call the Double-Dip.


"Video Killed the Gene-io Star"[]

"Locker Love (Gene's Distorted Version"[]

Courtney:

Courtney: Does he know that it's flirtation
When I do my combination?
16 left, 19 right
(Distorted) Gives my heart safe palpitations
This goes against everything you believe in
You'll be in this video forever
And it's really, really bad
This is what you'll be remembered for
Not any good stuff
Just this song.

"Locker Love"[]

Gene & Courtney:

This might be a shocker but I can't resist her locker
Locker love
Locker love
Does he know that it's flirtation
Gives my heart safe palpitations
 When he's walking down the hall and he looks like such a doll
I want that hair, want that face
Want it now, I want it all
This might be a shocker
 But I can't resist her locker
Gene & Courtney: Locker love
Gene: Locker love
Locker Love
Locker Love


"Ancient Misbehavin"[]

"Bedtime is Me Time"[]

Bob, Gene & Tina:

Bob: I haven't had a space of my own since I was a kid
Who knew I could decorate like I just did?
Down here, it could be Christmas or summer
Donna Summer
'Cause bedtime is me time
Gene: I love Mom, but I need a break
Tina: It's a school night, for frick's sake
Gene & Tina: Bedtime is me time
Bob, Gene & Tina: Bedtime is me time
Bob: Not one bedside table, but two
A book I'm almost a quarter way through
And that's not even the best part
A bathroom of my own
I poop like a king
A candle, lemon water
I heard that's a thing
'Cause bedtime is me time
Bob, Gene & Tina: Bedtime is me time.

"Pancake I Love You"[]

Rudy:

Pancake my number one snuggle pal, this is for you
Your eyes are on the same side of your head
You live in the ocean that is my bed
Uh-huh,
Pancake you flound me and I flound you
I want to thank you
How do I thank you?
I guess by thanking you
Pancake, I thank you.
I know you'd squeeze me back if you could, buddy.
I love you.

"Interview with a Pop-pop-pire"[]

"Glam-eridoo"[]

Gene:

He played that glam-eridoo
Glam-eridoo ♪
He made the aliens hoochie-co
And that evil alien signal went...
Kabloom!

"The Spider House Rules"[]

"Me & My Spider"[]

Louise:

Me and my spider,
I'm stronger beside her
You just can't deny that we're two of a kind
The world doesn't get us,
It tries to correct us
But that's okay because we'll leave it behind
You've caught me in your web and there's no word that can describe
The feeling when I look in all your eyes
Little Phoebe
I want to spend my life catching your flies.

"Clear and Present Ginger"[]

"?"[]

Linda:

Is it bad that I was so glad to see Ginger?
She's my friend and I wanted to spend some time on our own
But when my night failed to set sail was I just using Gretchen and Gayle?
(Spoken) Oof. It's bad again. I'm disgusting.
I know that Ginger cares for me but tonight Gayle and Gretchen were there for me
And we had fun calling about diarrhea On the phone.

"It's Ginger"[]

Linda:

That red hair
That friendly stare
She makes me feel debonair
It's Ginger
Her empathetic listening
The way her jewelry's glistening
She's the one I'm miss-ening
Oh, Ginger
When she drives here from 82 miles away
It's like a Ginger-Linda holiday
Backup: Ginger-Linda holiday
 When she walks down the street
 You hear everybody say
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
It's Ginger


"A-Sprout A Boy"[]

"Purrbo"[]

Gene:

Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow
Purrbo: Purrbo
Gene: That's your name.
 Meow, meow!
Gene: Meow, meow!
Purrbo. Gene: Purrbo.
Purrbo. Gene: Purrbo.
Purrbo. Gene: Purrbo.
Purrbo. Gene: Purrbo.
Meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow

"Sauce Side Story"[]

"Floppy Waffles"[]

Gene:

Gene: Floppy waffles
Floppy, floppy, floppy, floppy
Bob: Mother's Day in the kitchen
Things are getting sloppy
Oh, my, check it out
It's gonna make you scream and shout your waffles are pretty floppy
Gene: Floppy Waffles
Floppy, floppy, floppy, floppy waffles
Gene & Bob: Floppy waffles
Floppy waffles falafels
Floppy, floppy, floppy, floppy, floppy, floppy
Floppy waffles, floppy waffles
Flippity flop, flop, floppity flop, flop, flop Waffles
Spoken:) Huh, fell on the floor.
Ah, I'm still eating it

"Some Like It Bot Part 1 Eighth Grade Runner"[]

"What If They're Right"[]

Tina:

What if they're right?
What if I'm weird and better off wiped?
Front to back
All my cracks
 What if they're right?
What if the me that lives inside
Is something I should try to hide?
Jimmy Jr: What if they're right?
What if my vest is odd?
Zeke: Okay if I still eat a burger if I'm a bot.
Spoken: I'm hungry.
Tina: Is it so bad to steer off course?
And wear a shirt with a really cool horse?
Bob: How do they know what I feel in my soul that I might just be poop or crap?
Linda: Honey, I worry you're gettin' a little too focused on bathroom feedback?
Louise: I thought that we could have it all
Gene: We're never gonna taste those balls
Bob & Tina: Feels like something's wrong with me and they know it
They took one look my way and exposed it
Tina: I'm ready to give up the fight
 And just admit that they are right.

"Some Like It Bot Part 2 - Judge-bot Day"[]

"Picture a World"[]

Belchers & Mr Branca:

I bought myself a horse shirt
Thought it was pretty cool
 I was flying high the day that I walked into this school
I felt like I was winning Kicking fashion into high gear
But then look who is on the news and they're calling my stuff weird
They think that they can get away with filling us with doubt
But now there's just one thing to do it's time to hammer this out
Picture a world where everyone's nice and happy
Doing our own thing without being made to feel crappy
And no one says mean things to us making us feel like failures
And for some reason Tammy and Jocelyn are banished to Australia
All we need to be free is to destroy a little property
And then they'll say It's the day after judgment day
Linda: (Spoken) Tina, sweetie.
Even though I'm proud of you for trying to rebel
Picture a world where you get super expelled
Bob: Yeah, Tina, we were kinda hoping that someday you would graduate
Louise: Or maybe don't even listen to them and everything you're doing is great
Gene: Sorry, but I gotta pee
Mr. Branca: This JPEG is amazing
Tina: Picture a world where we're never scared to be ourselves again
Bob & Linda: Your plan's not great, we both agree maybe something less hammer-y
Tina: Picture a world where saying mean stuff gets you locked up in the pen
And we're holding hands and laughing and we're standing in the sunshine
 And Tammy and Jocelyn are working hard labor in an Australian coal mine
Bob & Linda: Don't do this, please
Tina: All we need to be free is to destroy some property
Bob & Linda: Leave it alone
Louise: Or don't
Gene: La-la-la-la-la
Bob & Linda: Just walk away
Louise: Or not
Tina: And then they'll say it's the day after judgment day
Bob & Linda: 'Cause, no offense your plan's not so great
Louise: It's really great
Bob & Linda: It's not so great

"Judge-bot Day"[]

Singers:

Call me what you wanna
Honey, I'm just gonna dance, dance, and boogie-oogie-oogie
Call me what you wanna
Honey, I'm just gonna Ddnce, dance, and boogie-oogie-oogie
 Ooh... dance... dance... dance
You know I wanna boogie Ooh...
 You know I wanna boogie Ooh...
Ooh...

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