The Store next Door is the storefront next to Bob's Burgers on the opposing side from Mort's It's Your Funeral Home & Crematorium. Similar to "It's Your Funeral," this storefront also features clever word play, but unlike the Belchers' long-time steady neighbor Mort, it is a revolving door of businesses, often so temporary the sign is crudely painted on a cloth banner. A different business is shown to occupy this storefront in every episode, and thus it is one of the running gags in the show. The following is a list of these doomed ventures:
Variants[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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The Demo | P.F.E.T.A |
"People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals" - a play on the organization P.E.T.A.
Secondary sign: "Meat is Murder" |
Fugue and Riffs (Archer) |
(vacant) |
Secondary sign: "FOR LEASE" |
Bob's Burgers Fan Art website | BLANK |
A blank variant from the Bob's Burgers Fan Art (Fart) competition website opening title sequence clip. The store appears like this most of the time during episodes. |
Disney D23 2022 panel | SAILOR'S MOON NAVAL COLONOSCOPIES |
Appeared in the premiere of the Season 13 onwards title sequence during the show's panel at Disney D23 in 2022. A play on the manga and anime "Sailor Moon". |
Season 1[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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Human Flesh | P.F.E.T.A |
"People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals" - a play on the organization P.E.T.A.
Secondary sign: "Meat is Murder" |
Crawl Space | Trot's All Natural Fertilizer |
Play on "the trots," an alternative name for diarrhea |
Sacred Cow | RENT REDUCED: Crime Scene Special |
Secondary sign: "CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS" (crime scene tape) |
Sexy Dance Fighting | Meth I Can! Methadone Clinic |
Play on the motivational phrase "Yes I Can!" |
Hamburger Dinner Theater | SYNTHESIZERS! SYNTHESIZERS! SYNTHESIZERS! |
Undoubtedly one of Gene's favorites, as he himself owns and frequently uses a synthesizer. |
Sheesh! Cab, Bob? | Extra Moist Yoga |
Store name could possibly be "Extra Moist Yogurt," however "Yoga" seems to be more likely. |
Bed & Breakfast | The Horse Renderer |
Play on the book/film "The Horse Whisperer." |
Art Crawl | ATTEMPTED CRÊPE French Cooking School |
Somewhat distasteful play on "Attempted rape." |
Spaghetti Western and Meatballs | STD B-Gone! FREE CLINIC |
Play on the classic consumer product marketing technique of adding "B-Gone" or "B-Gon" to the subject matter the product is advertized to remove, get rid of, or turn off. For example: Ortho's "Weed-B-Gon" weed killer and "Bug-B-Gon" insect killer; the "TV-B-Gone" universal remote TV "off-switch" |
Burger War | ROCKY REFUGE RACCOON SANCTUARY |
Play on the song by the Beatles entitled "Rocky Raccoon." |
Weekend at Mort's | Bass Drum Emporium |
Secondary sign: "THE ONLY 24-HOUR DRUM SHOP IN TOWN!" |
Lobsterfest | MAGNUM G.I. COLONOSCOPIES |
Play on the title of the TV series "Magnum P.I." Linda is a huge fan of actor Tom Selleck, the star of this series. |
Torpedo | CHRIS'S BRISSES |
A "bris" is the Jewish rite of circumcision. |
Season 2[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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The Belchies | Uncle Marty's Breast Pumps |
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Bob Day Afternoon | HANNIBAL'S DEAD ANIMALS TAXIDERMY |
Sign includes mounted buck's head. |
Synchronized Swimming | POOKAH PAGODA POOKAH SHELL WAREHOUSE |
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Burgerboss | A FRIDGE TOO FAR USED APPLIANCES |
Play on the book/film "A Bridge Too Far"
Secondary sign: CLEARANCE SALE |
Food Truckin' | That's Improv-able Improv Theater |
Play on "That's Improbable."
Secondary sign: TICKETS ON SALE NOW |
Dr. Yap | STICKERS FOR MEN |
Secondary sign: NOW OPEN |
Moody Foodie | Grindecologist Coffee Shop |
Play on Gynecologist
Secondary sign: SALE |
Bad Tina | Valley of the Doilies |
Play on the book/film "Valley of the Dolls"
Secondary sign: SALE 50% OFF |
Beefsquatch | Yes, Wire Hangers! |
Play on the "No wire hangers!" line from Mommie Dearest. Secondary sign: Wire Hanger-shaped sign: OPEN |
Season 3[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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Ear-sy Rider | ANNIE GET YOUR GUM |
Play on "Annie Get Your Gun"
Secondary sign: Gumball machine-shaped sign: OPEN |
Full Bars | YEAR-ROUND HALLOWEEN STORE |
Secondary sign: CLOSED FOR HALLOWEEN / ASK ABOUT OUR MASKS |
Bob Fires the Kids | I'D HIT THAT BOXING GYM |
Play on the phrase "I'd hit that."
Secondary sign: BOXING LESSONS |
Mutiny on the Windbreaker | Simply the Asbestos |
Play on the phrase "Simply the best"
Secondary sign: House-shaped sign: FREE QUOTES |
An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal | COLONIAL BALONEY |
Secondary sign: GET YOUR THANKSGIVING BALONEY NOW |
The Deepening | BUTT STUFF UNDERWEAR OUTLET |
Play on the sexual reference "Butt stuff."
Secondary sign: Men's brief-shaped sign |
TinaRannosaurus Wrecks | Wigs Wigs Wigs! (And Socks) |
Secondary sign: Buy 1 wig get 1 sock FREE! |
The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene | Talk To The Hand Glove Store |
Play on the phrase "Talk to the hand."
Secondary sign: Glove-shaped sign: OPEN |
God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins | Cane You Dig It? CANDY CANE OUTLET |
Play on the phrase "Can you dig it?"
Secondary sign: NO LICKY-LOOS (play on "Looky-Loos") |
Mother Daughter Laser Razor | Does Your Face Hurt? BEAUTY SUPPLIES |
Play on the insult "Does your face hurt? Because it's killing me." |
Nude Beach | SCROTO-ROOTER VASECTOMY CLINIC |
Play on "Roto-Rooter."
Secondary sign: HALF OFF / NEXT VISIT (scissors bisecting) |
Broadcast Wagstaff School News | THAT'S A-DOOR-A-BELL DOORBELLS |
Play on "That's adorable."
Secondary sign: PLEASE KNOCK |
My Fuzzy Valentine | KOOKAH FOR HOOKAH |
Play on the phrase "I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!" Secondary sign: Hookah-shaped sign: OPEN / NO SMOKING |
Lindapendent Woman | LET'S SCISSOR! COLLAGE STUDIO |
Play on the sex act "scissoring."
Secondary sign: Scissor-bearing sign: OPEN |
O.T. The Outside Toilet | EARTH, WIND & TIRES |
Play on the band "Earth, Wind, & Fire." |
Topsy | ELLIOT'S SMELLY BITS POTPOURRI SHOP |
Secondary sign: YOU SMELT IT WE DEALT IT (play on the phrase "He who smelt it, dealt it.") |
Two for Tina | FERN, BABY, FERN! DISCOUNT FERN STORE |
Play on the phrase "Burn, baby, burn!" |
It Snakes a Village | MILES OF VIALS |
Secondary sign: Vial-shaped sign: OPEN |
Family Fracas | THE MASSAGONYST MASSAGES FOR MEN |
Play on the term "Misogyny," which is the hatred or dislike of women or girls. |
The Kids Run the Restaurant | NOTHIN' BUT NOTARIES |
Play on the phrase "Nothin' but net."
Secondary sign: Notary seal press-shaped sign |
Boyz 4 Now | BREAK-A-BEAR TEDDY BEAR DISPOSAL |
Play on the "Build-A-Bear" stores |
Carpe Museum | SIT AND SPIN POTTERY |
Play on the insult/toy "Sit and spin."
Secondary sign: Pottery vase-shaped sign: OPEN |
The Unnatural | OUR CARPETS MATCH OUR DRAPES HOME FURNISHINGS |
Play on the phrase "Does the carpet match the drapes?" referring to hair color vs pubic hair color. |
Season 4[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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A River Runs Through Bob | TANDEMONIUM ALL YOUR TANDEM BIKE NEEDS |
Play on the words "Pandemonium" and "Tandem."
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Fort Night | JOHNNY RAZOR'S TOTALLY NORMAL CANDY STORE |
Reference to the product tampering scare of the early to mid 1980s which led to the safety seals now found on all packaged consumable products. One of the original urban myths associated with this scare involved rumors of razor blades embedded in apples handed out to trick-or-treaters at Halloween. |
Seaplane! | DON'T GO THERE Cautionary Sign Store |
Somewhat ironic word play - cautionary sign store where the store's sign is, itself, a cautionary sign warning customers not to patronize the establishment.
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My Big Fat Greek Bob | WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING DISCOUNT PET APPAREL |
Play on the phrase "A wolf in sheep's clothing." |
Turkey in a Can | DR. RANGELOVE STOVE STORE |
Play on the title of the Stanley Kubrick film "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" The leaves on the tree are orange in this intro.
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Purple Rain-Union | BETTY'S MACHETES |
Secondary sign: Machete-shaped sign: OPEN |
Bob and Deliver | YADDA YADDA DADA JEWISH SURREALIST ART GALLERY |
Play on the phrase "Yadda yadda yadda" (popularly attributed to Yiddish). It is combined with a reference to Dadaism, an early 20th-century art movement that started in Europe and laid the foundation for Surrealism. |
Christmas in the Car | NOG NOG WHO'S THERE? EGG NOG |
Play on the knock-knock joke opener "Knock-knock. Who's there?" Snow is falling during this intro, and there is a small amount of accumulation on the sidewalk, mailbox, and building. The tree in front of the store has lost its leaves for the winter. Secondary sign: String of Christmas lights |
Slumber Party | TANKIN' IT TO THE STREETS TANK TOP SHOP |
Play on The Doobie Brothers' song "Takin' It to the Streets"
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Presto Tina-O | CATS A RISING STAR PET IMPROV |
Play on the "Catch A Rising Star" chain of comedy clubs, which is itself a play on the song "Catch A Falling Star"
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Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial | FIRE DISTINGUISHERS PUT OUT YOUR FIRE WITH FLAIR |
Play on "Fire Extinguishers" |
The Frond Files | NORTH BY NORTH VEST |
Play on the Alfred Hitchcock film "North by Northwest"
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Mazel Tina | QUILTY AS CHARGED QUILT SHOP |
Play on the phrase "Guilty as charged."
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Uncle Teddy | CARL'S PRE-OWNED INDOOR OUTHOUSES |
Secondary sign: Outhouse-shaped sign:OPEN |
The Kids Rob a Train | Brazilianaire CURRENCY EXCHANGE & WAXING SALON |
A portmanteau of "Brazilian wax" - a style of pubic hair removal for women - and "billionaire" |
I Get Psy-chic Out of You | NAPOLEON'S COMPLEXION: SKIN CARE FOR LITTLE PEOPLE |
A portmanteau of the term "Napoleon Complex" and "complexion." |
The Equestranauts | TIRE-RHEA |
Play on the word "diarrhea" Secondary Sign: "Explosive Sale!" |
Ambergris | GET A LOOM YOU TWO! COUPLES' WEAVING |
Play on the phrase "Get a room you two!" |
The Kids Run Away | A UNICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO TANDEM UNICYCLES |
Play on the "a bicycle built for two" lyrics from the song "Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built for Two)" written in 1892 by Harry Dacre. |
Gene It On | THE NIGHTLIGHT ZONE |
Play on the title of the TV series The Twilight Zone. |
Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part I) | As part one of the two-part season 4 finale, this episode marked the first in the series not to feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.----
The title of the episode is a play on the title of Michael Morpurgo's 1982 children's novel War Horse, and its 2011 film adaptation. | |
World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part II) | As part two of the two-part season 4 finale, this episode along with part one doesn't feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.----
The title of the episode is a play on "World War II." The subtitle, "The Wharfening," is a play on the title of the second film in the Highlander film franchise, Highlander II: The Quickening. |
Season 5[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl | This is one of only nine episodes in the series not to feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.----
Instead, the front of Wagstaff School is shown. Unlike the "World Wharf" episodes, there is no caption displaying the title. | |
Tina and the Real Ghost | This is one of only nine episodes in the series not to feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.----
Instead, the front of Wagstaff School is shown. Like the previous episode, there is no caption displaying the title. | |
Friends with Burger-fits | GIFT RAPPERS FREESTYLE GIFT WRAPPING |
A play on "Gift Wrappers" and "Freestyle Rapping. |
Dawn of the Peck | This is one of only nine episodes in the series not to feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.----
The title of the episode is a play on title of the 1978 zombie-horror film "Dawn of the Dead" - which was also remade in 2004. | |
Best Burger | FLIP YOUR WIG REVERSIBLE HAIRPIECES |
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Father of the Bob | MIRACLE ON 34TH SHEETS SHEETS AND BEDDING IN 34 COLORS |
A play on the film "Miracle on 34th street". |
Tina Tailor Soldier Spy | RUDE A-BAKE-ENING, CAKES FOR PEOPLE YOU HATE! |
A play on "Rude Awakening. |
Midday Run | CAT-LIKE REFLUXES FELINE GASTROENTEROLOGIST |
A play on "Cat-like reflexes". |
Speakeasy Rider | I'VE GOT CRABS HERMIT CRAB EMPORIUM |
A reference to pubic lice, which are commonly called "crabs," and often mistakenly referred as an STD, when in fact they are simply a parasite related to head lice. |
Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise | TAKES ALL RINDS COMPOSTING CENTER |
A play on "Takes all kinds." |
Can't Buy Me Math | FEEL LIKE MAKING GLOVE MAKE YOUR OWN GLOVES AND MITTENS |
A play on the Bad Company song "Feel like Making Love." NOTE: Not on all versions, original broadcast versions and some others repeated "Speakeasy Rider"'s gags. |
The Millie-Churian Candidate | YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RUTH BASEBALL CARDS |
A combination of a play on the famous quote "You can't handle the truth!" by Jack Nicholson's character in the A Few Good Men, and a reference to legendary baseball star "Babe Ruth." |
The Gayle Tales | A TON IN THE OVEN BIG AND TALL BABY CLOTHES |
A play on the phrase "a bun in the oven " - referring to a pregnancy. |
Li'l Hard Dad | BABY GOT BACK PROBLEMS PHYSICAL THERAPY |
A play on the 1992 Sir Mix-A-Lot song "Baby Got Back." |
Adventures In Chinchilla-Sitting | LADY AND THE CLAMP HARDWARE FOR HER |
A play on the title of the 1955 Disney film "Lady and the Tramp" - which was itself a play on the title of the 1937 show tune "The Lady Is a Tramp" - most famously recorded by Frank Sinatra and Ella Fitzgerald in 1950s, and recently (in 2011) covered by Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett. |
The Runway Club | SHELFIES PICTURES OF SHELVES |
A play on the 2010s photo craze "selfies", photos taken of oneself. |
The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee | CUPID'S STUPID DIVORCE ATTORNEYS |
A play on the 1958 song "Stupid Cupid" by Connie Francis. The song has been covered by several artists, including Patsy Cline, Maureen Evans, Queen, Neil Sedaka (who wrote the original version), and Mandy Moore for The Princess Diaries soundtrack. |
Eat, Spray, Linda | A SIGHT FOR SORE THIGHS MASSAGE PARLOR |
A play on the phrase "a sight for sore eyes" - meaning a person or thing that one is extremely pleased or relieved to see. |
Housetrap | MEET THE PATENTS PATENT ATTORNEY |
A play on title of the 2000 film "Meet The Parents" (or possibly, but unlikely the 1993 version). |
Hawk & Chick | THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH COUPLES DERMATOLOGY |
A play on the psychological term "seven-year itch," which suggests that happiness in a relationship declines after around year seven of a marriage, and the physical sensation that causes the desire or reflex to scratch. |
The Oeder Games | This episode is one of only nine episodes in the series not to feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.----
Instead, a blank storefront is shown. Secondary sign: "RETAIL SPACE AVAILABLE FOR LEASE" There is no caption displaying the title in this episode. |
Season 6[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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Sliding Bobs | THE OUTLET OUTLET ELECTRICAL STORE |
Homonym word play involving the following two uses of the word "outlet."
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The Land Ship | RESISTING A REST SLEEP THERAPY |
A play on the criminal charge "resisting arrest." |
The Hauntening | BLOOD BATH AND BEYOND BED BATH PRODUCTS |
A play on the name of the home goods chain store, "Bed Bath & Beyond." |
Gayle Makin' Bob Sled | MAXI PADS LARGE APARTMENT RENTALS |
A play on the feminine hygiene product, as well as "pads" being another term for houses or apartments. |
Nice-Capades | YOU'RE MISSING THE POINSETTIA |
A play on "You're missing the point." |
The Cook, The Steve, The Gayle, & Her Lover | BIDETS AND CONFUSED BIDETS FOR BEGINNERS |
A play on "Dazed and Confused" - a song originally released by Jack Homes in 1967. The Band "The Yardbirds" (along with English musician Jimmy Page) reworked the lyrics and came up with their own version, which was made famous in 1969 by Page's band "Led Zeppelin" in their eponymously-titled debut studio album. It is also the title of a 1993 cult-classic coming of age stoner-comedy film featuring a large ensemble cast of actors who would later become stars, including Matthew McConaughey, Ben Affleck, and Milla Jovovich. |
The Gene and Courtney Show | HAPPILY EVER ACTOR CASTING AGENCY |
A play on "Happily ever after" - a stock phrase in fairy tales signifying a happy ending. |
Sexy Dance Healing | ESCROW ZONE! ESCROW FOR KIDS |
In the U.S., escrow payment is a common term referring to the portion of a mortgage payment that is designated to pay for real property taxes and hazard insurance.
Suffice it to say, a child will *never* have to deal with this circumstance except in an absurdly rare occasion - which is why this particular venture will fail, and a different store will have replaced it by the time the next episode airs. |
Sacred Couch | LITTLE SHOP OF HULAS |
A play on the 1986 film, "Little Shop of Horrors". |
Lice Things Are Lice | FOOTLOOSE PROSTHETIC ADJUSTMENTS |
A play on the 1984 movie, Footloose. |
House of 1000 Bounces | GRANNY PACKS LUGGAGE FOR SENIORS |
A play on fanny packs. |
Stand by Gene | I THINK THEREFORE I JAM PROFOUND PRESERVES |
A play on the René Descartes quote, "Cognito Ergo Sum" (I think therefore I am). |
Wag the Hog | THE WAY WE GRR DOG TRAINERS |
A play on 1973 movie, The Way We Were. |
The Hormone-iums | REGRET ME NOT TATTOO |
A play on the phrase, "Forget Me Not". |
Pro Tiki/Con Tiki | DON'T STOP BEREAVING GRIEF COUNSELING |
A play on the Journey song, "Don't Stop Believing." |
Bye Bye Boo Boo | GET OFF MY BACK TRAMP STAMP REMOVALS |
A tramp stamp is a lower back tattoo. |
The Horse Rider-er | NICE KNOCKERS ELEGANT DOOR KNOCKERS |
A play on a euphemism for the female breasts. |
Secret Admiral-irer | DON'T GO CHASING WATERBEDS |
A play on the TLC song, "Waterfalls." |
Glued, Where's My Bob? | 100 CENT STORE |
A play on the fact that this is the 100th production episode of the show. Appears in the establishing shot rather than opening sequence.
Secondary Sign: 1% off sale. Which would make 99 cents. |
Season 7[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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Flu-ouise | THAT'S WHAT SHE SAWED TOOLS FOR WOMEN |
Play on the phrase denoting a double entendre, "That's What She Said." |
Sea Me Now | PAIR OF DICE CITY DICE OUTLET |
Play on the Guns N' Roses song "Paradise City." |
Teen-a Witch | SAG ME TO HELL BRA BOUTIQUE |
Play on the movie Drag Me to Hell |
They Serve Horses, Don't They? | SEW-SEW AVERAGE NEEDLE POINT SUPPLIES |
Play on the phrase, "so-so". |
Large Brother, Where Fart Thou? | WAITERS GONNA WAIT RESTAURANT SUPPLIES |
Play on the phrase, "Haters gonna hate." |
The Quirk-ducers | LET'S GIVE 'EM STUFFING TO TALK ABOUT STUFFING EMPORIUM |
Play on the phrase, "Let's give 'em something to talk about." |
The Last Gingerbread House on the Left | This is one of only nine episodes in the series not to feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.----
Instead, an exterior shot of Bob's Burgers at night with snow present appears with the caption "One Week Before Christmas." | |
Ex MachTina | CINDY LOPPER HAIRSTYLING |
Play on the singer Cyndi Lauper. |
Bob Actually | This is one of only nine episodes in the series not to feature the regular opening sequence and its running gags.----
The episode begins with Speedo Guy pressing play on his stereo which plays "Stupid Cupid" while he skates around the boardwalk where a couple with a heart-shaped balloon watch on. | |
There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business | YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH DENTAL EXTRACTION |
A play on the line "You Can't Handle the Truth" from A Few Good Men.----
SECONDARY SIGN: A flashing sign displaying a tooth being pulled, first time a flashing sign has been seen. |
A Few 'Gurt Men | BATH SHEET CRAZY |
A play on the phrase "Bat sh*t crazy." |
Like Gene for Chocolate | BRUSH IT AGAIN, SAM REFURBISHED TOOTHBRUSES |
A play on the famous misquote originating from the movie Casablanca," Play It Again, Sam."----
SECONDARY SIGN: OPEN with a toothbrush underneath it |
The Grand Mama-pest Hotel | SOFT SERVE GENTLE PROCESS SERVERS |
A play on Soft Serve, a serving suggestion of ice cream. |
Aquaticism | PRO-PAIN ACCESSORIES DOMINATRIX SUPPLIES |
A reference to a Hank Hill catchphrase in King of the Hill, "I sell propane and propane accessories." |
Ain't Miss Debatin' | LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN FOR NASTY LEATHER |
A play on the line, "Looks like we're in for nasty weather" from the Creedence Clearwater Revival song, "Bad Moon Rising." |
Eggs for Days | LIN-MANUEL'S VERANDAS PATIO FURNITURE |
A reference to the actor and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda. |
Zero LARP Thirty | YOU DO THE METH RECOVERY CLINIC |
A play on the phrase "You do the math." |
The Laser-inth | BALLS TO THE WALL HANDBALL SUPPLY |
A play on the phrase "Balls to the wall" and a reference to Handball. |
Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda | A CURD IN THE HAND HOMEMADE CHEESES |
A reference to the phrase, "A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush." |
Mom, Lies, and Videotape | SOCK HER, MOM LADIES BOXING GYM |
A play on the phrase "soccer mom." |
Paraders of the Lost Float | GLAND HO! THYROID EXAMS |
A play on the traditional calling for when a sailor sights land, "Land Ho!" |
Into the Mild | WELCOME BACK POTTER SECOND HAND CERAMICS |
A play on the 1970s sitcom Welcome Back, Kotter. |
Season 8[]
Brunchsquatch[]
The Season 8 premiere, "Brunchsquatch," has a title sequence featuring winning submissions from the Bob's Burgers Fan Art contest. These included multiple stores, they are listed below in order of appearance.
Business | Notes |
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A WHITER SHADE OF PALE ALE |
Presumed, not fully visible, a play on the Procol Harum hit "A Whiter Shade of Pale." |
GUGGEN-HINEY FAN ART GALLERY |
A play on the Guggenheim museum and a reference to this episode being animated with fan art. |
TWO B- |
Not fully visible, a barbershop.
Given the old-timey look, it might be "Two Bits" as in "shave and a haircut, two bits". |
WORK OF F.ART FAN ART GALLERY |
Not fully visible, another reference to fan art. |
BLOUSE OF THE RISING SUN NEW ORLEAN APPAREL |
Not fully visible, a play on the song "House of the Rising Sun." |
THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA BICYCLE REPAIR |
A play on the English translation of Also Sprach Zarathustra, a novel by Frederick Nietsche and tone poem by Richard Strauss. Spoke meaning wheel spokes. |
Other episodes[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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The Silence of the Louise | THAT THONG YOU DO |
A play on the movie, That Thing You Do!. |
The Wolf of Wharf Street | FREDDIE KUGEL HALLOWEEN NOODLES |
A play on the A Nightmare on Elm Street character Freddy Kruger. |
Sit Me Baby One More Time | PLUNGER GAMES AGGRESSIVE TOILET TOOLS |
A play on The Hunger Games trilogy. |
Thanks-Hoarding | WE LATHER TOGETHER FAMILY SOAPS |
A play on the Christian hymn often associated with Thanksgiving, "We Gather Together." |
The Bleakening, Part 1 | This episode has no opening sequence. No Store Next Door. Also used for hour-long version. | |
The Bleakening, Part 2 | This episode has no opening sequence. No Store Next Door. | |
V for Valentine-detta | GLOVES ACTUALLY |
A play on the movie Love Actually. |
Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien | DONT COMB AROUND HERE NO MORE GIFTS FOR BALD MEN |
A play on the Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers song, "Don't Come Around Here No More." |
The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets | FUGGETTABOUTIT HARD DRIVE ERASING |
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Sleeping with the Frenemy | THE WIZARD OF GAUZE NEW AND USED BANDAGES |
A play on The Wizard of Oz. |
The Hurt Soccer | SLEEP TIGHT SMALL MATTRESSES |
A play on the phrase "Sleep tight." |
Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene | DRASTIC MEASURES EXTRA LONG TAPE MEASURES |
A play on the phrase "Drastic Measures." |
The Trouble with Doubles | SHAWL ME BY YOUR NAME EMBROIDERED SHAWLS |
A play on the 2017 movie Call Me By Your Name. |
Go Tina on the Mountain | CRY ME A SLIVER SEMI-URGENT CARE |
A play on phrase "Cry Me a River." |
Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday | DAMN I WISH I WAS YOUR HOVER... BOARD |
A play on the Sophie B. Hawkins song "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover." |
Boywatch | FAMILY JOWLS COSMETIC SURGERY |
A play on family jewels. |
As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps | BEAN THERE, DONE THAT REFRIED BEANS OUTLET |
A play on the phrase "Been there, done that." |
Mo Mommy Mo Problems | NOT THROWIN' AWAY MY POT RECYCLED KITCHEN WARE |
A reference to the song "My Shot" from the musical Hamilton. |
Mission Impos-slug-ble | I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SCHVITZ SAUNAS FOR THE ELDERLY |
A play on the line "I'm getting too old for this sh*t", spoken by Danny Glover's character Roger Murtaugh in the Lethal Weapon movie franchise. |
Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You | JEANS OF THE STONE AGE VINTAGE DENIM |
A play on the band Queens of the Stone Age. |
Season 9[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now | PAUL'S RISERS BLEACHERS, PLATFORMS AND STAGES |
A play on comedian Paul Reiser. |
The Taking of Funtime One Two Three | WE'VE ALWAYS HAD FERRETS EXOTIC PETS |
A play on the line, "We'll always have Paris" from the 1942 movie Casablanca. |
Tweentrepreneurs | WHOLE LOTTA SHAKER FURNITURE GOING ON |
A play on the song "Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On." |
Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street | THOSE WHO CAN, DLE CANDLES |
A play on the phrase, "Those Who Can, Do." Also features in episode. |
Live and Let Fly | THE RARE ITCH PROJECT DERMATOLOGY |
A play on the supernatural horror movie The Blair Witch Project. |
Bobby Driver | YOU MAKE MY SEAMS COME TRUE TAILORING AND DREAM INTERPRETATION |
A play on Daryl Hall and John Oates song, "You Make My Dreams." |
I Bob Your Pardon | PLYMOUTH JOCK OLD TIMEY ATHLETIC WEAR |
A play on Plymouth Rock, the traditional site of disembarkation of William Bradford and the Mayflower Pilgrims. |
Roller? I Hardly Know Her! | THERE YACHT-A BE A LAW MARITIME LAWYERS |
A play on There Oughta Be a Law. |
UFO No You Didn't | YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG SUITS FOR DOGS |
A play on the full spelling out of the acronym YTMND. |
Better Off Sled | MANGER DANGER BABYPROOFING |
A play on "stranger danger." |
Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's | THE THESAURUS SHOP STORE • MARKET • BOUTIQUE |
The sub heading acts as a thesaurus displaying different synonyms for shop. |
The Helen Hunt | IF YOU DON'T GLOVE ME BY NOW GLOVE EMPORIUM |
A play on the song "If You Don't Know Me by Now", made famous by Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes. |
Bed, Bob & Beyond | BEVERLY HILLS CUPS EXPENSIVE CUPS |
A play on the Beverly Hills Cop movie franchise. |
Every Which Way but Goose | BIG OLD KITTIES SENIOR CAT ADOPTION AGENCY |
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The Fresh Princ-ipal | WEIGHT FOR IT GYM EQUIPMENT |
A play on the song "Wait for It" from Hamilton. |
Roamin' Bob-iday | CLOTHES BEFORE HOSE GARDENING ATTIRE |
A play on the vulgar slang expression "Bros before hoes." |
What About Blob? | PELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING HIP REPLACEMENT CLINIC |
A play on the phrase "Elvis had left the building" often used to disperse audiences from Elvis Presley concerts. |
If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette? | THE LIDS ARE ALL TIGHT STORAGE CONTAINERS |
A play on the 2010 movie The Kids Are All Right. |
Long Time Listener, First Time Bob | THE RODS MUST BE DRAPEY CURTAINS RODS & MORE |
A play on the 1980 South African comedy movie The Gods Must Be Crazy. |
The Gene Mile | I CANT BELIEVE IT'S NOT BROTHER |
A play on the advertising slogan "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." |
P.T.A. It Ain't So | DOLL THINGS CONSIDERED ACCESSORIES FOR DOLLS |
A play on the phrase "All Things Considered." |
Yes Without My Zeke | GREGORIAN PANTS MONASTIC CLOTHING |
A play on Gregorian chants. |
Season 10[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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The Ring (But Not Scary) | FROMAGE-INARY FRIENDS CHEESE SHOP |
A play on "imaginary friend", and the French word "fromage" for cheese. |
Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus | WHINE COUNTRY MARRIAGE COUNSELING |
A play on Wine Country, a wine-making region in California. |
Motor, She Boat | PUT THE LOTION IN THE MASK-ET DAY SPA |
A play on the line, "Put the [expletive deleted] lotion in the basket" from The Silence of the Lambs. |
Pig Trouble in Little Tina | DRAG ME TO GEL HAIR SUPPLIES |
A play on the movie Drag Me to Hell. |
Legends of the Mall | CHI'S GOTTA HAVE IT TAI CHI STUDIO |
A play on the 1986 movie and television series She's Gotta Have It. |
The Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking Now! | PENNY FOR YOUR TOTS DAYCARE |
A play on the phrase "Penny for Your Thoughts." |
Land of the Loft | HANKERCHEEKS MACHINE WASHABLE TOILET PAPER |
Play on "handkerchiefs" and "butt cheeks". |
Now We're Not Cooking with Gas | WITH GREAT WHISK COMES GREAT REWARD CULINARY CLASSES |
A play on the Thomas Jefferson quote, "With great risk comes great reward." |
All That Gene | STOP IN THE NAME OF GLOVES |
A play on the Supremes hit "Stop in the Name of Love." |
Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas | HEY, BIG SUSPENDER! PLUS-SIZE SUSPENDERS |
A play on the song "Big Spender" from the musical Sweet Charity. |
Drumforgiven | THE BLOOM IS OFF THE NOSE WART REMOVAL |
A play on the phrase, "The bloom is off the rose." |
A Fish Called Tina | PUMPIN PATCH FITNESS |
Appears in episode. |
Three Girls and a Little Wharfy | NORTH BY KNOCKWURST SAUSAGE STORE |
A play on the movie North by Northwest. |
Wag the Song | HANNAH AND HER TRANSISTORS ELECTRONIC PARTS |
A play on the 1986 movie Hannah and Her Sisters. |
Yurty Rotten Scoundrels | A SMALL PRICE TOUPEE |
A play on the phrase "a small price to pay." |
Flat-Top o' the Morning to Ya | LET'S TALK ABOUT EX, BABY Divorce Counseling |
A play on the song "Let's Talk About Sex" by Salt 'n' Pepa. |
Just the Trip | YOU WALKIN' TO ME? PHYSICAL THERAPY |
A play on the line, "You Talkin' to Me?" from the movie Taxi Driver. |
Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap | NOT SAFES FOR WORK PERSONAL SAFES |
A play on the acronym NSFW meaning "Not safe for work." |
The Handyman Can | PURPLE VEIN VARICOSE VEIN SURGERY |
A play on the Prince album and movie Purple Rain. |
Poops!… I Didn't Do It Again | I ONLY HAVE RAB-EYES FOR YOU RABBINICAL DATING SERVICES |
A play on the song "I Only Have Eyes for You." |
Local She-ro | MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WOOL SEQUIN SWEATERS |
A play on the phrase "Mirror, mirror on the wall" from the fairytale Snow White. |
Prank You for Being a Friend | HEY NOW WE'RE A ROCK STORE |
A reference to the Smash Mouth song "All Star." |
Season 11[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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Dream a Little Bob of Bob | BEND IT LKE BEDPAN MEDICAL SUPPLIES |
A play on the 2002 movie, Bend It Like Beckham. |
Worms of In-Rear-ment | GET ON MY LAWN LAWN ORNAMENTS |
A play on the phrase, "Get Off My Lawn." |
Copa-Bob-bana | LOU'S REEDS WIND INSTRUMENTS |
A play on Velvet Underground singer Lou Reed. |
Heartbreak Hotel-oween | SOMEDAY BLOODY SOMEDAY GORY CALENDARS |
A play on the phrase, "Sunday Bloody Sunday." |
Fast Time Capsules at Wagstaff School | HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HEARTH? FIREPLACE REPAIR |
A play on the Bee Gees song, "How Can You Mend a Broken Heart?" |
Bob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids | MY SO-CALLED KNIFE BUTTERKNIFE STORE |
A play on the drama series My So-Called Life. |
Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid | THE ROAD LESS GRAVELED ASPHALT PAVING |
A play on the M. Scott Peck book, The Road Less Traveled. |
The Terminalator II: Terminals of Endearment | WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE TANNING SALON |
A reference to the phrase, "Stick it where the sun don't shine." |
Mommy Boy | A HOSE BY ANY OTHER NAME GARDEN SUPPLIES |
A reference to the line, "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. |
Yachty or Nice | WREATH OF KHAN THEMED WREATHS |
A play on the movie Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. |
Romancing the Beef | OWED TO JOY PERSONAL LOANS |
A play on the "Ode to Joy," a poem written by Friedrich Schiller. |
Die Card, or Card Trying | SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRENCH LANGUAGE SCHOOL |
A play on the line, "Say Hello to my Little Friend," spoken by Tony Montana (Al Pacino) in the 1983 movie, Scarface. |
An Incon-Wheelie-ent Truth | GONG IN 60 SECONDS GONGS AND BELLS NO WAITING |
A play on the movie Gone in 60 Seconds. |
Mr. Lonely Farts | LIONEL STICHY PLASTIC SURGEON |
A play on singer Lionel Richie. |
Sheshank Redumption | HOW THE WEST WAS SPUN WOOLEN WESTERN WEAR |
A play on the western movie How the West Was Won. |
Y Tu Tina También | YES-TARY POSITIVE NOTARY |
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Fingers-loose | BILLY'S EYELASH ACCESSORIES |
A play on singer Billie Eilish. |
Some Kind of Fender Benderful | WHERE THE FILED THINGS ARE FILING CABINETS |
A play on Maurice Sendak book, Where the Wild Things Are. |
Bridge Over Troubled Rudy | POTTY LIKE ITS 1999 HIGH FLOW TOILETS |
A reference to the Prince song, "1999", the lyric, "So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999". |
Steal Magazine-olias | AIN'T THAT A SHAM DECORATIVE PILLOW CASES |
A play on the Fats Domino song, "Ain't That a Shame". |
Tell Me Dumb Thing Good | A PIMPLE PLAN ACNE SUPERSTORE |
A play on the 1998 movie, A Simple Plan. |
Vampire Disco Death Dance | SLOPPY TOES PEDICURES |
A play on the Sloppy Joe, a meat sandwich. |
Season 12[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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Manic Pixie Crap Show | YOU'VE LOST THAT OVEN FEELIN' KITCHEN APPLIANCE REPAIR |
A play on the song, "You've Lost That Lovin Feelin." |
Crystal Mess | CLAZY FOR YOU CERMAMICS SUPPLIES |
A play on Crazy for You which could be refering to a few works. |
The Pumpkinening | COLOR ME DEAD PAINT YOUR OWN TOMBSTONE |
A play on R&B group Color Me Badd. |
Driving Big Dummy | TALCUM IN THE MIDDLE POWDERS AND LOTIONS FOR DOWN THERE |
A play on the sitcom Malcolm in the Middle. |
Seven-tween Again | IT HAD TO BE EWE WOOL CLOTHING |
A play on the popular song, "It Had to Be You." |
Beach, Please | SIPS OF THE FATHER SIPPY CUPS FOR MEN |
A play on the bible quote, "Sins of the Father." |
Loft in Bedslation | WHITE PAINT CAN'T DUMP PAINT RECYCLING CENTER |
A play on the movie, White Men Can't Jump. |
Stuck in the Kitchen with You | STUFF IT STUFFING SUPERSTORE |
A play on the phrase "stuff it." |
FOMO You Didn't | THAT'S WHAT SHOE SAID SHOE STORE |
A play on the phrase "That's what she said." |
Gene's Christmas Break | IT'S A WONDERFUL KNIFE KNIFE STORE |
A play on the 1947 Christmas movie, It's a Wonderful Life. |
Touch of Eval(uations) | REMEMERANCE OF DINGS PAST FURNITURE REPAIR |
A play on Remembrance of Things Past, a common English language translated title of Marcel Proust's 1913 novel À la recherche du temps perdu. |
Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda | WHERE DO BROKEN HARPS GO HARP REPAIR |
A play on the song, "Where Do Broken Hearts Go" by Whitney Houston. |
Frigate Me Knot | I WANNA SPECS YOU UP OPTICIANS |
A play on the song, "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd. |
Video Killed the Gene-io Star | UNDER THE TUSCAN SPONGE ITALIAN CLEANING PRODUCTS |
A play on the 2003 movie Under the Tuscan Sun. |
Ancient Misbehavin' | MY LITTLE POKEY ACUPUNCTURE |
A play on the My Little Pony franchise. |
Interview with a Pop-pop-pire | MY KNIVES ARE UP HERE KNIFE BLOCKS |
A play on the phrase "My eyes are up here." |
The Spider House Rules | TAKES ONE TO MOW ONE LANDSCAPING SUPPLIES |
A play on the phrase "Takes one to know one." |
Clear and Present Ginger | TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GOWN SPORTY FORMAL WEAR |
A play on the song, "Take Me Out to the Ball Game," traditionally sung at baseball games. |
A-Sprout a Boy | STEER-IOUSLY? DRIVING SCHOOL |
A play on the word seriously, mainly when used interrogatively. |
Sauce Side Story | SAVED BY THE YELL SCREAM THERAPY |
A play on the sitcom, Saved by the Bell. |
The Bob's Burgers Movie[]
Business | Notes |
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SEW YOU THINK YOU CAN PANTS ALTERATIONS |
A play on the reality series So You Think You Can Dance. |
Season 13[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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To Bob, or Not to Bob | TAN IN REAL LIFE |
A play on the 2007 movie, Dan in Real Life. |
The Reeky Lake Show | DANCING WITH MY SHELF SPEAKER STANDS |
A play on the Gen X/Billy Idol hit, "Dancing with Myself." |
What About Job? | HARRISON'S CORDS CHARGER STORE |
A play on actor Harrison Ford. |
Comet-y of Errors | ALL THE SHINGLES LADIES DERMATOLOGY |
A play on the Beyoncé hit, "All the Single Ladies." |
So You Stink You Can Dance | GLITCH PLEASE, COMPUTER REPAIR |
A play on the phrase "bitch, please." |
Apple Gore-chard! (But Not Gory) | This episode doesn't contain an opening sequence along with the Store Next Door and Pest Control Truck gags. | |
Ready Player Gene | HERE VR VIRTUAL REALITY ARCADE |
A play on the phrase "Here, we are." Also appears in episode. |
Putts-giving | IF I COULD TURN BACK CRIMES BAIL BONDS |
A play on the Cher hit, "If I Could Turn Back Time." |
Show Mama from the Grave | DOULA DITTY DITTY DUM DITTY DOULA BIRTHING SERVICES |
A play on the song, "Do Wah Diddy Diddy." |
The Plight Before Christmas | This episode doesn't contain an opening sequence along with the Store Next Door and Pest Control Truck gags. | |
Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang | THE HUNGER FRAMES EDIBLE FRAMES |
A play on The Hunger Games series of novels and film series. |
Oh Row You Didn't | AMERICAN TYPO PROOFREADERS |
A play on the Bret Easton Ellis novel American Psycho. |
Stop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth! | A QUIET LACE DOILES |
A play on the 2018 horror movie, A Quiet Place. |
The Show (and Tell) Must Go On | FLAMING OF THE MOO BRANDING EQUIPMENT |
A play on the William Shakespeare play The Taming of the Shrew. |
What a (April) Fool Believes | TO THRILL A MOCKINGBIRD AVANT-GARDE OUTHOUSES |
A play on the Harper Lee novel To Kill a Mockingbird. |
Crows Encounters of the Bird Kind | WITH A LITTLE HOOP FROM MY FRIENDS MINI BASKETBALL HOOPS |
A play on the Beatles song With a Little Help from My Friends. |
Gift Card or Buy Trying | ARE WE NOT PENS? WE ARE STYLO FRENCH PENS |
A play on the Devo album Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!. |
Crab-solutely Fabulous | A ROOM WITH A CUE BILLIARD SUPPLIES |
A play on the E. M. Forster novel A Room with a View. |
Radio No You Didn't | SELL ME SOMETHING WOOD UNPAINTED FURNITURE |
A play on the song, "Tell Me Something Good." |
Mother Author Laser Pointer | GLOVES ACTUALLY |
A play on the 2003 movie, Love Actually. Repeated from "V for Valentine-detta." |
Amelia | This episode doesn't contain an opening sequence along with the Store Next Door and Pest Control Truck gags. |
Season 14[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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Fight at the Not Okay Chore-ral | This episode doesn't contain an opening sequence along with the Store Next Door and Pest Control Truck gags. | |
The Amazing Rudy | I WANT YOU TO WANT TEA |
A play on the Cheap Trick song, "I Want You to Want Me." |
The Pickleorette | BOHEMIAN HAT CITY |
A play on the Queen song, "Bohemian Rhapsody." Also a 2018 biopic. |
Running Down a Gene | PUTTIN' ON THE MITS OVEN MITTS |
A play on the song, "Puttin' On the Ritz," written by Irving Berlin. |
Bully-ieve It or Not | GIRDLE, INTERRUPTED |
A play on the 1999 movie Girl, Interrupted. |
Escape from Which Island? | THE QUICK AND THE BREAD |
A play on the 1995 movie The Quick and the Dead. |
The (Raccoon) King and I | BOOMER-BANGS MIDDLE-AGED HAIRCUTS |
A play on boomerangs. |
Wharf, Me Worry? | BOYZ II MEND MALE TAILORS |
A play on the vocal harmony group Boyz II Men. |
Fraud of the Dead: Zombie-docu-pocalypse | WHAT I LICK ABOUT YOU LOLLIPOPS |
A play on the Romantics song "What I Like About You." |
The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas | THE TOWERING INTERN-O TALL TEMP SERVICE |
A play on the 1974 movie, The Towering Inferno. |
Mission Impossi-Bob | BRADLEY COOPER'S POOPER SCOOPERS |
A reference to the actor Bradley Cooper. |
Jade in the Shade | THE MIGHTY MIGHTY SAUCE CLONES OFF-BRAND CONDIMENTS |
A reference to the ska punk band ,The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. |
Butt Sweat and Fears | CAN YOU SANDAL IT? SANDAL AND FLIP FLOP SHOP |
A play on the Sharon Redd song, "Can You Handle It." |
The Big Stieblitzki | U-REEK-A SOAPS & PERFUMES |
A play on the 2021 drama series Only Murders in the Building. |
The Right Tough Stuff | ONLY MARKERS IN THE BUILDING MAGIC MARKER OUTLET |
A play on Eureka, a famous exclamation attributed to Archimedes. |
To Catch a Beef | MAYBE DRIVER DRIVING SCHOOL |
A play on the 2017 movie, Baby Driver. |
Season 15[]
Episode | Business | Notes |
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The Tina Table: The Tables Have Tina-ed | AMERICA'S GOT MALLETS |
A play on the tv talent competition, America's Got Talent. |
Saving Favorite Drive-In | YOUNG WELDIN' WELDING SCHOOL |
A play on the sitcom Young Sheldon. |
Colon-ly the Dronely | ABANDON TRIP! TRAVEL INSURANCE |
A play on the sitcom Young Sheldon. |
For Whom the Doll Toes | 28 BERETS LATER HAT SHOP |
A play on the 2002 movie, 28 Days Later. |
Don't Stop Be-Cheesin' | BIG PIMPLIN' DERMATOLOGY |
A play on the Jay-Z song, "Big Pimpin'." |
Trivia[]
- A vacant, stylized version of this storefront is featured in the Archer season 4 premiere, "Fugue and Riffs."
- Usually after the opening credits, the store, if seen, would be vacant in the episode.
- However, in "Uncle Teddy" Bob mentions the store, then called "CARL'S PRE-OWNED INDOOR OUTHOUSES".
- And in "Burger War" the store called "ROCKY REFUGE" was brought up when Mr. Fischoeder says "I rent to a Raccoon Sanctuary" and Bob replies "I've been meaning to talk to you about that"
- While in "Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street" the store, then called THOSE WHO CAN, DLE CANDLES", was featured throughout the episode. As well as having the inside of the store shown, which happens very rarely.
- The store was again featured in "A Fish Called Tina" as a gym called "PUMPING PATCH FITTNESS"
- It was also previously used in "Sacred Cow" as the place where Randy was staying while filming his documentary. The storefront (then vacant) was used as an editing bay.
- Like many of the places on Ocean Avenue, Mr. Calvin Fischoeder is the landlord for the store. He and the Belchers used it for a play depicting Calvin, his brother Felix and their father in "To Bob, or Not to Bob" in an attempt to anger Felix.
- It was used as a VR arcade in "Ready Player Gene" but was likely shut down because of Nick's poor management.