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I love you, Tina.
- Talking Toilet

The Talking Toilet is an expensive talking toilet that Tim Jones tried to steal. It makes its first and only appearance in "O.T. The Outside Toilet."

It is voiced by Jon Hamm.





Main article: Talking Toilet/Story


The toilet has multiple features an average toilet doesn't have that come up in "O.T. The Outside Toilet."

  • It can speak.
  • It can open its seat by itself.
  • It can tell 1,100,005 jokes, including:
    • a knock-knock joke about botany.
    • a knock-knock joke about an interrupting toilet.
  • It has a bidet feature that plays "Spring" by Antonio Vivaldi.
  • It can play music by Eddie Money and Wings (and Antonio Vivaldi).
  • It can cool and warm the seat on command.
  • It can answer multiple questions, like who the Queen of England [was] (Elizabeth the Second) and who the Queen of the Night is (Whitney Houston).
  • It can say anything repeated to it, but it has its limits. For example, Tina Belcher could make the toilet say, "I love you, Tina," but she couldn't make it say, "I love you, Tina. I'm not a toilet, I'm a boy."
  • It has a night light.



The Belcher kids[]



  1. Jon Hamm is credited as "Talking Toilet" for "O.T. The Outside Toilet."


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