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"The Hauntening" is the third episode in Season 6, being the ninety-first episode overall. It is the show's fourth Halloween-themed episode.


Teddy enters the restaurant and gets startled by an electronic toy witch. Then Bob reveals that he and Linda are taking the kids to a haunted house this afternoon. Louise becomes tired of the Haunted Houses and reveals to Mort that she has never been scared in her life! She also reveals that Tina and Gene can be scared of anything. Mort tried to scare her, but did no avail. Bob and Linda also reveals that the haunted house is special because they set it up.

The Family go to a neighborhood and wear hearing the new Boyz4Now song. Tina finds an old man with gardening shears.They arrive at a house and Bob and Linda need 4 minutes to set things up. 4 minutes later, they meet Lady Bobbenstein (Linda). The kids then meet Dr. Bobbenstein (Bob) and have Linda tickle the kids feet to pretend their rats. Bob tried to make the kids to stick their hands in a doctor box to feel human eyes, but there was nothing in the box. Linda pretended that a spaghetti is her intestines. Louise then had an idea and told Gene and Tina that they should scare their own parents. They exited through the back door and were successful into scaring Bob and Linda by jumping out of a pile of leaves. They were going to go home, but they find out that they have a flat tire! Bob tried to call for a tow, but he was not getting any phone reception. They then find an old man holding garnering shears. They decided to go back inside.

Bob finds a phone and it works! He calls Tony, Toni Tow-Me. Then metallic grinding was heard. Bob comes in line with the towing company and says that they'll need a tow truck for their flat tire. Gene realized that the house belonged to one of Mort's clients, and wonders if they're all dead people. Then the grinding was heard again. Louise thinks the pipes are desperate for attention. Then all of a sudden, a loud bang is heard, the place goes dark and the phone line is dead!

Bob used his cell phone as a light source through the house. He decided to go to the basement alone, but the rest of the family followed along with him. They found some normal stuff in the basement and they find a ghost! But it was a cloak. Then a loud bang is heard and demonic croaking! Freaking everyone out, they decided to get out of the house. But someone else is waiting outside! They went upstairs and found a room with a doll with twigs coming out of it's eyes. They had no choice but to hide in the bathroom. Louise seems a bit shaky now, but hides her fear. Then they hear footsteps approach the bathroom. Gene says quietly that he is having a good childhood until now. Then the person banged on the door, Bob had an idea, everyone climbing on the roof.

They get on the roof and Louise finds 3 cloaked people in slow, deep chanting. They summon a ring of fire around the house! Bob finally has reception and is calling for help, but he drops the phone in the bushes. Then the person chasing them opens the window and it was the gardening shears guy! Then Louise could not hold on any longer and expressed her fear towards everyone! Teddy, Mort and his mother was behind everything! Tina had the idea of the haunted house, Teddy deflated the air out of the tire while the kids were going through the decoy haunted house. Mort made scary sounds in the basement and that croaking sound was from Mort throwing out his back! Mort also had the ring of fire idea. Louise loved it and is still shaking!

Near the end of the episode, there's a music video for the Boyz4Now song "I Love U So Much, It's Scary"!



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Season Episodes
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1 Human FleshCrawl SpaceSacred CowSexy Dance FightingHamburger Dinner TheaterSheesh! Cab, Bob?Bed & BreakfastArt CrawlSpaghetti Western and MeatballsBurger WarWeekend at Mort'sLobsterfestTorpedo
2 The BelchiesBob Day AfternoonSynchronized SwimmingBurgerbossFood Truckin'Dr. YapMoody FoodieBad TinaBeefsquatch
3 Ear-sy RiderFull BarsBob Fires the KidsMutiny on the WindbreakerAn Indecent Thanksgiving ProposalThe DeepeningTinarannosaurus WrecksThe Unbearable Like-Likeness of GeneGod Rest Ye Merry Gentle-MannequinsMother Daughter Laser RazorNude BeachBroadcast Wagstaff School NewsMy Fuzzy ValentineLindapendent WomanO.T. The Outside ToiletTopsyTwo for TinaIt Snakes a VillageFamily FracasThe Kids Run the RestaurantBoyz 4 NowCarpe MuseumThe Unnatural
4 A River Runs Through BobFort NightSeaplane!My Big Fat Greek BobTurkey in a CanPurple Rain-UnionBob and DeliverChristmas in the CarSlumber PartyPresto Tina-oEasy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercialThe Frond FilesMazel TinaUncle TeddyThe Kids Rob a TrainI Get Psy-chic Out of YouThe EquestranautsAmbergrisThe Kids Run AwayGene It OnWharf HorseWorld Wharf II: The Wharfening
5 Work Hard or Die Trying, GirlTina and the Real GhostFriends with Burger-fitsDawn of the PeckBest BurgerFather of the BobTina Tailor Soldier SpyMidday RunSpeakeasy RiderLate Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and LouiseCan't Buy Me MathThe Millie-churian CandidateThe Gayle TalesLi'l Hard DadAdventures in Chinchilla-sittingThe Runway ClubThe Itty Bitty Ditty CommitteeEat, Spray, LindaHousetrapHawk & ChickThe Oeder Games
6 Sliding BobsThe Land ShipThe HaunteningGayle Makin' Bob SledNice-CapadesThe Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her LoverThe Gene & Courtney ShowSexy Dance HealingSacred CouchLice Things Are LiceHouse of 1000 BouncesStand by GeneWag the HogThe Hormone-iumsPro Tiki/Con TikiBye Bye Boo BooThe Horse Rider-erSecret Admiral-irerGlued, Where's My Bob?
7 Flu-ouiseSea Me NowTeen-a WitchThey Serve Horses, Don't They?Large Brother, Where Fart Thou?The Quirk-ducersThe Last Gingerbread House on the LeftEx MachTinaBob ActuallyThere's No Business Like Mr. Business BusinessA Few 'Gurt MenLike Gene for ChocolateThe Grand Mama-pest HotelAquaticismAin't Miss Debatin'Eggs for DaysZero Larp ThirtyThe Laser-inthThelma & Louise Except Thelma is LindaMom, Lies, and VideotapeParaders of the Lost FloatInto the Mild
8 BrunchsquatchThe Silence of the LouiseThe Wolf of Wharf StreetSit Me Baby One More TimeThanks-hoardingThe BleakeningV for Valentine-dettaY Tu Ga-Ga TambienThe Secret Ceramics Room of SecretsSleeping with the FrenemyThe Hurt SoccerCheer Up, Sleepy GeneThe Trouble with DoublesGo Tina on the MountainAre You There Bob? It's Me, BirthdayBoywatchAs I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of RampsMo Mommy Mo ProblemsMission Impos-slug-bleSomething Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You
9 Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for NowThe Taking of Funtime One Two ThreeTweentrepreneursNightmare on Ocean Avenue StreetLive and Let FlyBobby DriverI Bob Your PardonRoller? I Hardly Know Her!UFO No You Didn'tBetter Off SledLorenzo's Oil? No, Linda'sThe Helen HuntBed, Bob & BeyondEvery Which Way but GooseThe Fresh Princ-ipalRoamin' Bob-idayWhat About Blob?If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette?Long Time Listener, First Time BobThe Gene MileP.T.A. It Ain't SoYes Without My Zeke
10 The Ring (But Not Scary)Boys Just Wanna Have FungusMotor, She BoatPig Trouble in Little TinaLegends of the MallThe Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking Now!Land of the LoftNow We're Not Cooking with GasAll That GeneHave Yourself a Maily Linda ChristmasDrumforgivenA Fish Called TinaThree Girls and a Little WharfyWag the SongYurty Rotten ScoundrelsFlat-Top o' the Morning to YaJust the TripTappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap TapThe Handyman CanPoops!… I Didn't Do It AgainLocal She-roPrank You for Being a Friend
11 Dream a Little Bob of BobWorms of In-Rear-mentCopa-Bob-banaHeartbreak Hotel-oweenFast Time Capsules at Wagstaff SchoolBob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad KidsDiarrhea of a Poopy KidThe Terminalator II: Terminals of EndearmentMommy BoyYachty or NiceRomancing the BeefDie Card, or Card TryingAn Incon-Wheelie-ent TruthMr. Lonely FartsSheshank RedumptionY Tu Tina TambiénFingers-looseSome Kind of Fender BenderfulBridge Over Troubled RudySteal Magazine-oliasTell Me Dumb Thing GoodVampire Disco Death Dance
12 Manic Pixie Crap ShowCrystal MessThe PumpkineningDriving Big DummySeven-tween AgainBeach, PleaseLoft in BedslationStuck in the Kitchen with YouFOMO You Didn'tGene's Christmas BreakTouch of Eval(uations)Ferry on My Wayward Bob and LindaFrigate Me KnotVideo Killed the Gene-io StarAncient Misbehavin'Interview with a Pop-pop-pireThe Spider House RulesClear and Present GingerA-Sprout a BoySauce Side StorySome Like It Bot Part 1: Eighth Grade RunnerSome Like It Bot Part 2: Judge-bot Day
13 To Bob or Not to BobThe Reeky Lake ShowWhat About Job?Comet-y of ErrorsApple Gore-chard! (But Not Gory)So You Stink You Can DanceReady Player GenePutts-givingShow Mama from the GraveThe Plight Before ChristmasCheaty Cheaty Bang BangOh Row You Didn'tStop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth!These Boots Are Made for StalkingThe Show (and Tell) Must Go OnCrows Encounters of the BirdGift Card or Buy TryingWhat a (April) Fool BelievesCrab-solutely FabulousRadio No You Didn'tMother Author Laser PointerAmelia
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See also: Episode Guide