"The Hurt Soccer"
Season
Episode
Overall
Prod. Code
8
12
141
7ASA23
“Hey, Coach Christy, out of curiosity, which one's your car? I'll be right back. Dad, can I borrow your keys? ”
"The Hurt Soccer " is the twelfth episode in Season 8 , being the one-hundred-and-forty-first episode overall.
Synopsis [ ]
After forgetting that they signed up Louise for a soccer league, the Belchers must help her prepare to play in the season's last game. With Bob coaching the soccer game, Linda and Gene seize the opportunity to turn the restaurant into a piano bar.
Plot [ ]
Bob and Louise are discussing a wrestling marathon they see on a TV commercial, and they receive a phone call from Louise's soccer team they forgot about. Linda agrees that Louise will go because she missed the entire season, and Bob drives her to the game. Bob also discovered that he was volunteered since the usual coach is absent.
The coach of the other team wishes Bob good luck as Louise is shown to be terrible at the sport, and this soon proves true for the entire team. A member of the opposing team reveals that all they have to do is let the other team get to 10 points and the game will end, so Bob and Louise agree to keep failing as they're already losing 7-0.
After the team reveals this had happened to them every game this season, Louise and Bob decide to not go through with failing the game. Bob tells Louise to be goalie because she's good with her hands. Bob gives her advice to do a wrestling move, and it succeeds in keeping them from failing. With the other team distracted in arguing, the team scores.
With Bob, Tina and Louise gone, Gene and Linda decide to turn the restaurant into a piano bar. While doing this, Ms. Merkin walks in and starts playing Gene's keyboard for them. Ms. Merkin turns out to be angry about the director of the show she was playing for telling her she was off key. Linda leaves Gene in charge of the piano bar so she can get Ms. Berkin back in the musical. The cast for the show comes, and Berkin demands the director apologize, but she refuses. The director is revealed to be Ms. Berkin's sister, and Linda gets them to make up and Ms. Merkin plays a song for the restaurant.
Videos [ ]
Bob & Linda Sign Louise Up For Soccer Season 8 Ep. 11 BOB'S BURGERS
Gene & Linda Get Ready For Their Piano Bar Season 8 Ep. 11 BOB'S BURGERS
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The Demo
1
Human Flesh • Crawl Space • Sacred Cow • Sexy Dance Fighting • Hamburger Dinner Theater • Sheesh! Cab, Bob? • Bed & Breakfast • Art Crawl • Spaghetti Western and Meatballs • Burger War • Weekend at Mort's • Lobsterfest • Torpedo
2
The Belchies • Bob Day Afternoon • Synchronized Swimming • Burgerboss • Food Truckin' • Dr. Yap • Moody Foodie • Bad Tina • Beefsquatch
3
Ear-sy Rider • Full Bars • Bob Fires the Kids • Mutiny on the Windbreaker • An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal • The Deepening • Tinarannosaurus Wrecks • The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene • God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins • Mother Daughter Laser Razor • Nude Beach • Broadcast Wagstaff School News • My Fuzzy Valentine • Lindapendent Woman • O.T. The Outside Toilet • Topsy • Two for Tina • It Snakes a Village • Family Fracas • The Kids Run the Restaurant • Boyz 4 Now • Carpe Museum • The Unnatural
4
A River Runs Through Bob • Fort Night • Seaplane! • My Big Fat Greek Bob • Turkey in a Can • Purple Rain-Union • Bob and Deliver • Christmas in the Car • Slumber Party • Presto Tina-o • Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial • The Frond Files • Mazel Tina • Uncle Teddy • The Kids Rob a Train • I Get Psy-chic Out of You • The Equestranauts • Ambergris • The Kids Run Away • Gene It On • Wharf Horse • World Wharf II: The Wharfening
5
Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl • Tina and the Real Ghost • Friends with Burger-fits • Dawn of the Peck • Best Burger • Father of the Bob • Tina Tailor Soldier Spy • Midday Run • Speakeasy Rider • Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise • Can't Buy Me Math • The Millie-churian Candidate • The Gayle Tales • Li'l Hard Dad • Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting • The Runway Club • The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee • Eat, Spray, Linda • Housetrap • Hawk & Chick • The Oeder Games
6
Sliding Bobs • The Land Ship • The Hauntening • Gayle Makin' Bob Sled • Nice-Capades • The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover • The Gene & Courtney Show • Sexy Dance Healing • Sacred Couch • Lice Things Are Lice • House of 1000 Bounces • Stand by Gene • Wag the Hog • The Hormone-iums • Pro Tiki/Con Tiki • Bye Bye Boo Boo • The Horse Rider-er • Secret Admiral-irer • Glued, Where's My Bob?
7
Flu-ouise • Sea Me Now • Teen-a Witch • They Serve Horses, Don't They? • Large Brother, Where Fart Thou? • The Quirk-ducers • The Last Gingerbread House on the Left • Ex MachTina • Bob Actually • There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business • A Few 'Gurt Men • Like Gene for Chocolate • The Grand Mama-pest Hotel • Aquaticism • Ain't Miss Debatin' • Eggs for Days • Zero Larp Thirty • The Laser-inth • Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda • Mom, Lies, and Videotape • Paraders of the Lost Float • Into the Mild
8
Brunchsquatch • The Silence of the Louise • The Wolf of Wharf Street • Sit Me Baby One More Time • Thanks-hoarding • The Bleakening • V for Valentine-detta • Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien • The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets • Sleeping with the Frenemy • The Hurt Soccer • Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene • The Trouble with Doubles • Go Tina on the Mountain • Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday • Boywatch • As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps • Mo Mommy Mo Problems • Mission Impos-slug-ble • Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You
9
Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now • The Taking of Funtime One Two Three • Tweentrepreneurs • Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street • Live and Let Fly • Bobby Driver • I Bob Your Pardon • Roller? I Hardly Know Her! • UFO No You Didn't • Better Off Sled • Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's • The Helen Hunt • Bed, Bob & Beyond • Every Which Way but Goose • The Fresh Princ-ipal • Roamin' Bob-iday • What About Blob? • If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette? • Long Time Listener, First Time Bob • The Gene Mile • P.T.A. It Ain't So • Yes Without My Zeke
10
The Ring (But Not Scary) • Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus • Motor, She Boat • Pig Trouble in Little Tina • Legends of the Mall • The Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking Now! • Land of the Loft • Now We're Not Cooking with Gas • All That Gene • Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas • Drumforgiven • A Fish Called Tina • Three Girls and a Little Wharfy • Wag the Song • Yurty Rotten Scoundrels • Flat-Top o' the Morning to Ya • Just the Trip • Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap • The Handyman Can • Poops!… I Didn't Do It Again • Local She-ro • Prank You for Being a Friend
11
Dream a Little Bob of Bob • Worms of In-Rear-ment • Copa-Bob-bana • Heartbreak Hotel-oween • Fast Time Capsules at Wagstaff School • Bob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids • Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid • The Terminalator II: Terminals of Endearment • Mommy Boy • Yachty or Nice • Romancing the Beef • Die Card, or Card Trying • An Incon-Wheelie-ent Truth • Mr. Lonely Farts • Sheshank Redumption • Y Tu Tina También • Fingers-loose • Some Kind of Fender Benderful • Bridge Over Troubled Rudy • Steal Magazine-olias • Tell Me Dumb Thing Good • Vampire Disco Death Dance
12
Manic Pixie Crap Show • Crystal Mess • The Pumpkinening • Driving Big Dummy • Seven-tween Again • Beach, Please • Loft in Bedslation • Stuck in the Kitchen with You • FOMO You Didn't • Gene's Christmas Break • Touch of Eval(uations) • Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda • Frigate Me Knot • Video Killed the Gene-io Star • Ancient Misbehavin' • Interview with a Pop-pop-pire • The Spider House Rules • Clear and Present Ginger • A-Sprout a Boy • Sauce Side Story • Some Like It Bot Part 1: Eighth Grade Runner • Some Like It Bot Part 2: Judge-bot Day
13
To Bob, or Not to Bob • The Reeky Lake Show • What About Job? • Comet-y of Errors • So You Stink You Can Dance • Apple Gore-chard! (But Not Gory) • Ready Player Gene • Putts-giving • Show Mama from the Grave • The Plight Before Christmas • Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang • Oh Row You Didn't • Stop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth! • These Boots Are Made for Stalking • The Show (and Tell) Must Go On • What a (April) Fool Believes • Crows Encounters of the Bird Kind • Gift Card or Buy Trying • Crab-solutely Fabulous • Radio No You Didn't • Mother Author Laser Pointer • Amelia
14
Fight at the Not Okay Chore-ral • The Amazing Rudy • The Pickleorette • Running Down a Gene • Bully-ieve It or Not • Escape from Which Island? • The (Raccoon) King and I • Wharf, Me Worry? • Fraud of the Dead: Zombie-docu-pocalypse • The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas • Mission Impossi-Bob • Jade in the Shade • Butt Sweat and Fears • The Big Stieblitzki • The Right Tough Stuff • To Catch a Beef
15
The Tina Table: The Tables Have Tina-ed • Saving Favorite Drive-In • Colon-ly the Dronely • For Whom the Doll Toes • Don't Stop Be-cheesin' • Hope N' Mic Night • Boogie Days
Unknown season (order subject to change)
They Slug Horses, Don't They? • Dog Christmas Day After Afternoon • Advice Things Are Ad-Nice • Mr. Fischoeder's Opus • Like a Candle in the Gym • Snackface • The Place Beyond the Pinecones • The Lost City of Atlantic • Insomnibob • Wild Steal-ions • The Shell Game • The Dead Bo-ats Society • Dad-urday Kite Fever • Mr. Safebody • Don't Worry, Be Hoopy • 'Til Death Do Us Art • The Twinnening • The Skids in the Hall • Get Her to the Zeke
See also: Episode Guide