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Bob's Burgers[]

Season 1[]

Season 2[]

Season 3[]

Season 4[]

Season 5[]

A... all right, I won't say anything, then, ever.
Hah... you said 'hard.'

Season 6[]

Ha! Male-pattern baldness. I've got it, too, I think.

Season 7[]

Whoa. Mental illness. Not a joke.

Season 8[]

Season 9[]

But I don't want to be a meanie weenie like you said. I want to be a nicey weenie.

Season 10[]

Come on. Please? He might die.
I didn't hang up. Please, Bob, I'm desperate. Also, this phone is weird, and I don't know how to hang it up.
Thanks, Bob. Uh, I don't know if there's gonna be some sort of cream that you might have to rub in or if you have to hide a pill in his food, but just do it with love.

Season 11[]

But... Christmas.
Good one, Jimmy. That was a funny comment to make.
I don't like my laugh.

Season 14[]