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Gene: Teddy?! What are you doing here?

Tina: You're not Jen.

Teddy: I'm, uh, watching you children while your mommy and daddy are out of town.

Louise: Why are you babysitting?

Teddy: 'Cause it'll be fun.

Louise: How much are they paying you?

Teddy: Nothing.

Louise: Really? Yikes.

Teddy: Uh, we'll be doing many fun things this weekend, including dinner, roughhousing... not too rough... brushing teeth and going to bed. Think of me as the cool uncle you never had. Maybe call me T.J..


"MeatCute": Ugh. The sign says to limit your soak time to 15 minutes!

Linda: That sign says "No running," and you're running your mouth, "Meat-Cute"!