"Wag the Hog"
Wag the Hog" is the thirteenth episode in Season 6, being the one hundred and first episode overall.
Bob's longtime friend, Critter, finds himself in jail for unpaid parking tickets, the Belchers decide to do what they can to help him out. Meanwhile, Linda takes on a babysitting job that becomes more work than she signed up for.
The Belcher family are eating breakfast when
Bob gets a call from Critter, who was stopped by the police for a broken tail light and once they found out he owes $9.000 on parking tickets they throw him in jail. He asks Bob to sell his motorcycle to an investiment banker named Kenny for $10.000 and use the money to bail Critter out as Mudflap is unable to help him since she is at a "Women of the Wild" outdoors retirement but Bob refuses as Critter's bike is made of stolen parts.
The Belchers then prepare to open the restaurant when Critter calls again from a "butt phone" (a cell phone someone smuggled in their butt) and asks for help again. Bob suggests Critter calls the One Eyed Snakes but he can't as he took a break from them to look after his family and got a straight job at What The Tech to provide for them. Bob finally agrees to help him and tells his family he is going to Critter's and to watch the restaurant in his absence but the kids want to go for the thrill and Linda wants to see
At Critter's apartment, Bob and the kids search for the motorcycle's keys while Linda plays with Sidecar and offers to watch him after his babysitter leaves as she has an exam. The Belchers then go their separate ways with Bob and the kids going to get Critter's motorcycle while Linda takes Sidecar for a walk and takes him to a daycare wçshe used to take her to when they were babies.
H. John Benjamin as
Bob Dan Mintz as
Tina Eugene Mirman as
Gene Larry Murphy as
Teddy (Teddy does not appear, but Murphy plays Ice Pick) John Roberts as
Linda Kristen Schaal as Louise
Sleep Witch Season 6 BOB'S BURGERS
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Butt Phone Season 6 Ep. 13 BOB'S BURGERS
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1 Human Flesh • Crawl Space • Sacred Cow • Sexy Dance Fighting • Hamburger Dinner Theater • Sheesh! Cab, Bob? • Bed & Breakfast • Art Crawl • Spaghetti Western and Meatballs • Burger War • Weekend at Mort's • Lobsterfest • Torpedo
2 The Belchies • Bob Day Afternoon • Synchronized Swimming • Burgerboss • Food Truckin' • Dr. Yap • Moody Foodie • Bad Tina • Beefsquatch
3 Ear-sy Rider • Full Bars • Bob Fires the Kids • Mutiny on the Windbreaker • An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal • The Deepening • Tinarannosaurus Wrecks • The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene • God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins • Mother Daughter Laser Razor • Nude Beach • Broadcast Wagstaff School News • My Fuzzy Valentine • Lindapendent Woman • O.T. The Outside Toilet • Topsy • Two for Tina • It Snakes a Village • Family Fracas • The Kids Run the Restaurant • Boyz 4 Now • Carpe Museum • The Unnatural
4 A River Runs Through Bob • Fort Night • Seaplane! • My Big Fat Greek Bob • Turkey in a Can • Purple Rain-Union • Bob and Deliver • Christmas in the Car • Slumber Party • Presto Tina-o • Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial • The Frond Files • Mazel Tina • Uncle Teddy • The Kids Rob a Train • I Get Psy-chic Out of You • The Equestranauts • Ambergris • The Kids Run Away • Gene It On • Wharf Horse • World Wharf II: The Wharfening
5 Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl • Tina and the Real Ghost • Friends with Burger-fits • Dawn of the Peck • Best Burger • Father of the Bob • Tina Tailor Soldier Spy • Midday Run • Speakeasy Rider • Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise • Can't Buy Me Math • The Millie-churian Candidate • The Gayle Tales • Li'l Hard Dad • Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting • The Runway Club • The Itty Bitty Ditty Committee • Eat, Spray, Linda • Housetrap • Hawk & Chick • The Oeder Games
6 Sliding Bobs • The Land Ship • The Hauntening • Gayle Makin' Bob Sled • Nice-Capades • The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover • The Gene & Courtney Show • Sexy Dance Healing • Sacred Couch • Lice Things Are Lice • House of 1000 Bounces • Stand by Gene • Wag the Hog • The Hormone-iums • Pro Tiki/Con Tiki • Bye Bye Boo Boo • The Horse Rider-er • Secret Admiral-irer • Glued, Where's My Bob?
7 Flu-ouise • Sea Me Now • Teen-a Witch • They Serve Horses, Don't They? • Large Brother, Where Fart Thou? • The Quirk-ducers • The Last Gingerbread House on the Left • Ex MachTina • Bob Actually • There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business • A Few 'Gurt Men • Like Gene for Chocolate • The Grand Mama-pest Hotel • Aquaticism • Ain't Miss Debatin' • Eggs for Days • Zero Larp Thirty • The Laser-inth • Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda • Mom, Lies, and Videotape • Paraders of the Lost Float • Into the Mild
8 Brunchsquatch • The Silence of the Louise • The Wolf of Wharf Street • Sit Me Baby One More Time • Thanks-hoarding • The Bleakening • V for Valentine-detta • Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien • The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets • Sleeping with the Frenemy • The Hurt Soccer • Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene • The Trouble with Doubles • Go Tina on the Mountain • Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday • Boywatch • As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps • Mo Mommy Mo Problems • Mission Impos-slug-ble • Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You
9 Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now • The Taking of Funtime One Two Three • Tweentrepreneurs • Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street • Live and Let Fly • Bobby Driver • I Bob Your Pardon • Roller? I Hardly Know Her! • UFO No You Didn't • Better Off Sled • Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's • The Helen Hunt • Bed, Bob & Beyond • Every Which Way but Goose • The Fresh Princ-ipal • Roamin' Bob-iday • What About Blob? • If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette? • Long Time Listener, First Time Bob • The Gene Mile • P.T.A. It Ain't So • Yes Without My Zeke
10 The Ring (But Not Scary) • Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus • Motor, She Boat • Pig Trouble in Little Tina • Legends of the Mall • The Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking Now! • Land of the Loft • Now We're Not Cooking with Gas • All That Gene • Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas • Drumforgiven • A Fish Called Tina • Three Girls and a Little Wharfy • Wag the Song • Yurty Rotten Scoundrels • Flat-Top o' the Morning to Ya • Just the Trip • Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap • The Handyman Can • Poops!… I Didn't Do It Again • Local She-ro • Prank You for Being a Friend
11 Dream a Little Bob of Bob • Worms of In-Rear-ment • Copa-Bob-bana • Heartbreak Hotel-oween • Fast Time Capsules at Wagstaff School • Bob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids • Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid • The Terminalator II: Terminals of Endearment • Mommy Boy • Yachty or Nice • Romancing the Beef • Die Card, or Card Trying • An Incon-Wheelie-ent Truth • Mr. Lonely Farts • Sheshank Redumption • Y Tu Tina También • Fingers-loose • Some Kind of Fender Benderful • Bridge Over Troubled Rudy • Steal Magazine-olias • Tell Me Dumb Thing Good • Vampire Disco Death Dance
12 Manic Pixie Crap Show • Crystal Mess • The Pumpkinening • Driving Big Dummy • Seven-tween Again • Beach, Please • Loft in Bedslation • Stuck in the Kitchen with You • FOMO You Didn't • Gene's Christmas Break • Touch of Eval(uations)
Unknown season (order subject to change) Video Killed the Gene-io Star • Frigate Me Knot • Ferry On My Wayward Bob and Linda • Interview with the Pop Pop-ire • Ancient Misbehavin' • The Spider House Rules • Clear and Present Ginger • A-Sprout a Boy • To Bob or Not to Bob
See also: Episode Guide